ÉÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍËÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ» º ÛÛ ÛÛ ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ ÜÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ º Vaginal and Anal Secretions Digest º º ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛß ßÛÛ ÛÛ ÇÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĶ º ÛÛÜ ÜÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ßÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÜ º Issue #5 - July 30, 1994 º º ßÛÛÜÜÛÛß ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛ ÇÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĶ º ßÛÛß ÛÛ ÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛß º Copyright (C) 1994, VaS Publications º ÈÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÊÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍͼ ÉÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍËÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ» º °° Introduction °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° º Written By: Locust Abortion Technician º ÈÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÊÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍͼ Welcome to yet another fine issue of VaS. Yes we are back, and more ]<-Ko0L then ever! For those of you who might be interested, We will be checking out having official VaS tshirts printed up. They will most likely be White tees with a 2 color front & back silkscreen featuring some offensive pictures and text. So let us know if you might be intersted in this, We'd be more then happy to do it at cost if enough people were interested. Anyhow, Onto the good shit... ÉÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍËÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ» º °° A Tribute To LEECH °°°°°°°°°°°° º Written By: / E-Z-To-UzE-KrAd-DiaGRaM <]=- ____ / \ |\______/| | |<----------- (1) | | | o<---------------- (2) _______ | | | | | | \_____/ | | | | | __|_ | | | \__/ <--------- (3) / / Diagram Of | / / / / <---- Copper Tube/Bowl _| / /<------------ (4) / / / | / / | \ / / / | \/ | \ / / / \______/ \ /__________________\ |____________________| <---- (5) First of all, you want to drill 2 holes in the rigid plastic tube (1). The first will be a small tokehole (2) about 2" From the top. The other will be a hole just bigger then your copper tubing about 1" from the bottom. Now caulk the tube (1) to the plastic base (5) and let dry. Now caulk the small "bowl" to the end of the copper tubing and insert the screen. Now insert the screen into the bowl. After this dries, insert the tubing into the tube at approx a 45 degree angle. Now caulk and seal the gaps around the hole. Congradulations, you now have made your own krad water bong, I made one using a part from a gerbil cage (a tunnel tube) from Meijers and It worked out nicely. To smoke out of this, fill the big tube with water up to about 1/2" below where the pot sits in the bowl. Now cover the tokehole with your finger, and place your entire mouth over the top of the tube. Hold a light up to the bowl like if you were just smoking a bowl, and inhale deeply. It probably wont seem like you got a hit since its soo smooth, but as long as you heard the water bubbling, you did! After inhaling almost a full lungful, finish it off by releasing your finger from the tokehole and sucking in the remaining smoke from the tube. For cooler smoke, make the water bong even taller (The biggest I ever saw was a 5' 5-chamber bong). Anyhow have fun using this great invention, just remember to seal all the joints airtight, or it just wont work! ÉÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍËÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ» º °° el33T aKR0NyMZz °°°°°°°°°°°°°°° º Written By: Hermes Pan º ÈÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÊÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍͼ Well I was reading a copy of PaTH magazine (yet another 3i3 "hacker" e-zine), and I saw this list of acronyms. Now I'm thinking - ok, typical lame ass required tfile for a group here... Ok, they didnt even have VAS on there, pretty sad, and I saw a few errors there. Anyhow, I felt that we need a VAS-ified version of this list, because THESE are the answers that will REALLY get you onto all the /<-k00l boards (Hey, they always work for me!). So here we go with a somewhat complete VaS-ified version... ANI : Anal Negroes Inc. MCM : Miami Counsel of Masturbation ICE : I Chase Elephants NYC : Naked Yeti Club TCS : The Chinchilla Sniffers VGA : Vivacious Gay Aardvarks UGC : Ugly Girls Club AP : Anal Penises MAD : Massive Anal Destruction MGA : Minor Goiter Adjustment MNP : Microwaved Naked Person PCH : Pretty c00l Hacker. VMB : Very Massive Booger WHOA: Wicked Hookers on Acid CHAOS: C00l Hackers Are On SPAMnet. UPI : United Penis Inspectors MCC : Many C00l C0DeZ PB : Plaid Buttocks TDS : The Dog Sexecutors ISSN: I Smell Some Negroes ANIF: A Negro Is Funny INC : Im Naked and Crazy TSAN: The Smell Ass Negro FiRM: Fuck it Real Messy TCK : The c00l Kr00 LOD : Lamers of D00m LOD/H: Lamers of D00m/Homos NAPPA: Need Another Pretty Penis Asap LAN : Laugh At Negroes UNIX: Ugly Nookie In X-rated flics AT&T: Afro-africans are Tall & Thin MCI : Many Colorful Indians COD : C0mputerz Of D00m. PCB : Penis-shaped Cutting Board SIG : Smokin Is Groovy PBX : Pretty Bitchen X-rated movie ISO : International Sac Observers VAX : Vaginal and Anal eXcretions. CHINA: Curly Hairs In Nookies and Asses CIA : Crazed Indian Attacker CNA : Cool Nostril seepAge CPI : Corrosive Penal Injections DMA : Digital Masturbation Adjustor DTMF: Digital Testicle Monitoring Field HACK: Horny Ass Computer Kids NARC: Need A Rigid Cock NASA: North American Satanic Allegience PPP : Pretty Prominent Penises PSN : Penis Smashing Negroe PTL : Penis Totin' Lesbians SPI : Small Penis Innovators TCS : The Cum Slurpers THG : The Horny Goats CCN : Crazy Computer Nerd PHUN: Penis Holding Underground Nurses. CDC : Copycat D0rKs Club CUD : Complete and Utter Dildoes NIA : Naked Indians in Action NUI : Naked Ugly Inuits PDN : Perfectly Damp Nookie PSS : Perfectly Soft Snatch H0pe you krad dewds can use this ultra helpful information in you conquests in cyberspace. ÉÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍËÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ» º °° No Remorse Lyrics °°°°°°°°°°°°° º Written By: The Psychotic Pyrotic º ÈÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÊÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍͼ No Remorse: This Time the world Lyrics Ok, HeRe aRe SoME /<-RaD oI LyRiCs Fr0m ThE BaNd n0 ReMoRsE 4 aLL U WaNNaBe SkInHeAdZ. This Time the WoRld ------------------- Theres a new hope for the youth today It's not black power or what communist say. What it is, will now say, will be carried out, with godforsaken. This time the world x3 This goddamn time, the world. We won't believe the media lies, that try to impersonate me. We fight against the communist spies, and they try to fix our DFGCXDSGDS This time the world x3 This goddamn time, the world. This time the world x3 This goddamn time, the world. And now we know, the truth and thoughts, they say mustn't be spoken. Even now, the future is cost, and the rest of our systems are broken This time the world x3 This goddamn time, the world. And now we fight thee eternal jew, with our rebel flags unfold. Theres something good and theres something new, Will Take this time... The World. This time the world x3 This goddamn time, the world. Burn them to the ground ----------------------- Stands there on the corner, Reaper dressed in black. Make our nation of old again, he refuses to go back. Filthy little Asians, in his cornershop. Governmental help, gave him all he's got. So those that try to stop us, Burn them to the ground. Ignore his pleads for mercy, keep there voices down. He sells his goods at double price, thats how he makes his bread. scrounging dirty packing, one stop and see he's dead. He's an immigrant, with a false dream. Behind it lies, a mind of evil sin. So those that try to stop us, Burn them to the ground. Ignore his pleads for mercy, keep there voices down. One Day, the world will know that Adolf Hitler was right. SEIG HEIL! Triparty parliaments broke up by the jews, Nationalist opposition are only bound to lose. Take there corrupt system, stand up for your race, cuz when we finally win, they will have no place. So those that try to stop us, Burn them to the ground. Ignore his pleads for mercy, keep there voices down. This land is ours ----------------- White Man, when will you stand, against all who'd destroy our land. Western Man, with iron will, this land is ours and our nation still. Trust himself, not the empires scorn, the white confederation will be born. This land is ours, this land is ours. Defended with your might. This land is ours, this land is ours, against an endless night. Men of the land, when will you claim, the place that you alone can tame. The weapons of the land are the peoples to hold, in the hands of the traitor there surely sold. Take the land, put the people first, enough to quench the nationalist thirst. This land is ours, this land is ours. Defended with your might. This land is ours, this land is ours, against an endless night. Men of Scotland, Men of Wales, Seems the power that the new age hails. Men of Ireland, Englands Many, are ready to fight the common enemy. Defend the homeland from the empires scheme, dare to live your forefathers dream. This land is ours, this land is ours. Defended with your might. This land is ours, this land is ours, against an endless night. Race Traitor ------------ Its a port of minoritys, you say they do no harm. Well, try telling that to the residents of Broadwater farm. You say there downtrodden, and no one understands. There infecting our people and there destroying our land. Your a race race race traitor. Your time will come sooner or later. Your a race race race traitor. A race Traitor! Infecting our colledge, there questionable morality. Inflicting self guilt to save there own nationality. Your going out with a niger, he's an ignorant thug. He treats you like dirt and he pumps you full of drugs. Your a race race race traitor. Your time will come sooner or later. Your a race race race traitor. A race Traitor! And now your drug pushing, you got a black baby. You act like a tramp and not like a lady. Your the lowest of the low, your a total discrace. Drug infested creature, your a traitor to the race. Your a race race race traitor. Your time will come sooner or later. Your a race race race traitor. A race Traitor! We Salute You! -------------- Did you hear the news that Rudolf Hess is dead. Someone inside has killed him, thats what the allies said. But I was disbeleivin, the allies made him die. They ought to fry, explosive in there lies. The truth, we know what it is, no matter what they do, And Hero Rudolf Hess... WE SALUTE YOU! Victem of Hate, no way to answer back. Hess could have saved us, you know that is a fact He flew right in to Britian on a mission of the peace. Judge there wouldn't listen, he was locked up, No release. The truth, we know what it is, no matter what they do, And Hero Rudolf Hess... WE SALUTE YOU! Deputy to Hitler, he served his country well. But the allies wanted him silenced, so they killed him in a cell. Now instead of rememberence for a man who did his best, we must all remember, The plight of Rudolf Hess! The truth, we know what it is, no matter what they do, And Hero Rudolf Hess... WE SALUTE YOU! Smash the Reds -------------- Nazi's Nazi's Nazi's Nazi's Nazi's You sound like Margeret Fucking Thatcher You sound like Margeret Thatcher Shutup you White Power White Power! Fuck with us, and you'll get hurt Skinheads attack and a coming concern. Lookit around, see the reds run. Wanna take scotland, the fight is on. Smash, smash, smash the reds! Don't you know were Skinheads! Smash, smash, smash the reds! Don't you know were Skinheads! The state is fading and terms are our own The Westons get done and Four Thousand Brits of very excellent scum. And they haven't got a thought on which way to run! Smash, smash, smash the reds! Don't you know were Skinheads! Smash, smash, smash the reds! Don't you know were Skinheads! Smash, smash, smash the reds! Don't you know were Skinheads! Smash, smash, smash the reds! Don't you know were Skinheads! Who's the next victem, what happens now, Who'll get a taste of skinhead White Power. Whoever it is, they'll have to learn, who rules England, we have the best band. Smash, smash, smash the reds! Don't you know were Skinheads! Smash, smash, smash the reds! Don't you know were Skinheads! Nigger ------ Arrested a Junkie on his feet, Wears his gold from crookery. Sells his drugs to poisen our kids, alien cultures born from apes. Nigger! Hide your face. Don't try and mess with the master race! Nigger! Hide your face. Don't try and mess with the master race! So many times, i saw you Feeling fit, it's what you do. Laws are passed, to leave you alone. If we critize, to prison we will go. Nigger! Hide your face. Don't try and mess with the master race! Nigger! Hide your face. Don't try and mess with the master race! Niggers sell drugs, to pass staight by. Mass immigration, is no business why. The clock ticks by, Your time is running out. We are gonna win and i can't see any doubt. Nigger! Hide your face. Don't try and mess with the master race! Nigger! Hide your face. Don't try and mess with the master race! Hail the order -------------- Men dressed for combat, with boots and with guns. For the day of Judgement has only just begun. The signal's been given, theres no turning back, Warsaw burning at the cry of attack. Hail the order! Hail the order! (echo) Hail the order! Hail the order! (echo) Hail! Seig Hail! Victory not for battles, Victory not for Blacks! Victory for the purpose, Victory for attack! They may go down fighting, to then they'll go to there place. Sounds of a dying Nation, Fighting for there rights! Hail the order! Hail the order! (echo) Hail the order! Hail the order! (echo) Hail! Seig Hail! Hail the order! Hail the order! (echo) Hail the order! Hail the order! (echo) Hail! Seig Hail! To try to fight today, a blue and white creation. Existance is ours, for the next generation. Power up the people, now voice them all. In the neverending struggle, to which governments fall. Hail the order! Hail the order! (echo) Hail the order! Hail the order! (echo) Hail! Seig Hail! Zyclon-B? --------- Did 6 million really die, or was it just a zionist lie. Socialised Nazi scares of proof, why did they try to cover up the truth. Society cast National Socialism through, organized lies imposed by the jews Six Million of the Jewish race Evidence, there's not a trace. Impossibilitys of zyclon-B, They tried to fool, you and me. The biggest scandal in history, they didn't want the women to be free. Forgery, is what they have to do, to propogate the lies of those evil jews. Well, National Socialism didn't die, the truth broke trough there major lies Six Million of the Jewish race Evidence, there's not a trace. Impossibilitys of zyclon-B, They tried to fool, you and me. So let's make Europe Jewish free, we all want a white society. This society is rotten to the core, so stand for us in this forecoming war. With honor and loyalty we'll surly win, we've broke the traditions of our kip and kin. Six Million of the jewish race Evidence, there's not a trace. Impossibilitys of Zyclon-B, They tried to fool, you and me. ZYCLON-B! It couldn't be. Race War -------- Last Night i had a dream, a vision of whats to come. I saw it all, father England, when the racewar had begun I saw it all, burning citys, and the revenants of towns. The Face of Humiliation, confusion all around. So what has happened here to England, to the country that i love, The place is full of people, the streets are full of love. What is in the future, what now do we face Destruction of our country, extinction of our race But like a day after daybreak, i saw a glimmer of hope. White Men, congregated, the revenge of our folk. Guns were circulated and bombs were being deployed. Heroes were emerging, all resistance being destroyed. So what has happened here to England, to the country that i love, The place is full of people, the streets are full of love. What is in the future, what now do we face Destruction of our country, extinction of our race. I found myself awakening, to the sound of a distant fight. Another gang of Nigers, rampaging through the night. I think back to that image of a free and pleasent land. Will we ever see victory, will the white man ever stand? So what has happened here to England, to the country that i love, The place is full of people, the streets are full of love. What is in the future, what now do we face Destruction of our country, extinction of our race. ÉÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍËÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ» º °° ViSioN-X HaCK TriCK °°°°°°°°°°° º Written By: Sneaky Pete º ÈÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÊÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍͼ Well, We're not sure just HOW useful this information will be to all of those who wish to hack Vision-X, But here is some private email dated July 1, 1994 from Ryec (V-X Author) to Aftermath (V-X Alpha). What the hell - If it doesnt work anymore its still pretty funny.... ---- CUT HERE -------- CUT HERE ---- CUT HERE ---- CUT HERE ---- CUT HERE ---- Mike, sorry i couldn't get a hold of you earlier, but it's important you get this message. As a result of a slight oversight, it is possible for anybody to type in the / followed by an exclamation mark and it will fucking nuke the hard drive. I don't know how I did this, I must of been stone drunk when i programmed it in. And the worst part is that it only works on TRULY registered sysops. If this gets out, we'll be in deep fucking shit. We're gonna have to find someway to release an upgrade version for the 0.99C. I tried to stop it once I found out, but it's too late now.. too many people have it already! Don't let the beta sites even know about it. Holy fuck did I ever mess up. Jesus Christ.. anyways, call me as soon as possible! Later man. ÉÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍËÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ» º °° Conclusion °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° º Written By: Locust Abortion Technician º ÈÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÊÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍͼ Well hey kids, thats all for this phine iss-y00 of VaS. It came out a bit later than I had hoped, but its loaded with all sortsa krad shit so enjoy. If anyone is interested in writing, we can be contacted at the new VaS HQ. ÉÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍ» º °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° ]<-RaD Places To Find ALL The VaS Issues °°°°°°°°°°°°°°°°° º ÇÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĶ º /<-RaD ]<0dE KiDZ WHeReZ WoRLD HQ (313)348-0421 14.4kbps º ÇÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄĶ º If you're interested in being a distribution site, contact KKK BBS. º ÈÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍÍͼ