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I am doing this because I feel that GWAR is a very good group, very talented muscially, they have an excellent stage show, and their lyrics are sick and disgusting... Anyhow here you guys go. Let us know if you want more great song lyrics so when you dub those tapes you will know what the fuck they are saying... Songs List Run Time ---------- -------- 1. Ham On The Bone 2:02 2. Crack In The Egg 3:36 3. Gor-Gor 4:21 4. Have You Seen Me? 4:47 5. The Morality Squad 3:36 6. America Must Be Destroyed 4:44 7. Gilded Lily 3:38 8. Poor Ole Tom 5:07 9. Rock N Roll Never Felt So Good 4:17 10. Blimey 3:12 11. The Road Behind 5:30 12. Pussy Planet 2:52 +-----------------+ | HAM ON THE BONE | +-----------------+ Can you hear the whispering wind? Over the screams of your dying friends? Did yuu know your life was mine? You know what I got HAM ON THE BONE A Little thing That I can't leave alone Now i feel the purpose of my life defined HAM ON THE BONE is mine Now you're on call To the desperate scene At the throbbing ball And you'll do it all Now you've become my geni-thrall You know what I got HAM ON! HAM ON! HAM ON! HAM ON! Now my hand grasps My throbbing root and shan't unclasp Go to the head of the class Madly stroke my flaccid shaft +------------------+ | Crack In The Egg | +------------------+ The egg was spawned in our mutation pits In the bowels of your earth it was grown Feeding on the blood of your loinspawn And all the filthy load that was blown Now the time is right for it's birth And whatever it is shall stalk the Earth What it looks like I care not I just hope it kills a lot. CRACK IN THE EGG! CRACK IN THE EGG! The time is right Crack in my pipe Parasitical scum, you die so easily But you have always sickened me Your will enslaved you grovel for more Soon your bowels will litter the floor Cannibalistic depravity Bereft of all humanity A fitting feast of abject insanity A dark curtain before the last calamity There is but one way to give the egg life Murder the innocent soul Their fluids project as their nipples are flayed Their skulls are fashioned into bowls You masses of humans are gagging in glee Now you gape but you'll soon be here with me If you're really lucky I'll vomit on thee I'll shit in your stump And then bathe you in pee Sunder your form with my withering hacks Mash up you face with my gauntled smacks Now bring me dead babies - let there be no lack SLAVE: I've got a bunch of them here in my sack I've slaughtered your daughters and mangled your sons If we kill enough of them Gor-Gor will come The end of your race, we approach the hour Gor-Gor will get a blood red baby shower We'll bathe him in death to celebrate life I'll be the doctor and Beef the mid-wife But it takes so long, how can I cut slack BEEFCAKE: Shoot the fucker up with some crack! Gor-Gor see him now inside the egg Please come out Gor-Gor of you I beg Will he be a happy child, maybe? More likely he'll be a crack baby We infected his being with evil drugs So he would grow up and be a thug Destroying the planet, the world he will mug The human race will die, and we'll just shrug +-----------+ | GOR - GOR | +-----------+ Gor-Gor comes Sirens wail Mournful drone of babblign flail Thunderous gnashing firestorm Flames illuminate his form Gor-Gor comes and you must die Swats F-16 from the sky Admit you crave the gift he brings Fall and worship tyrant king Sow pestlential hate It shall obliterate The shadows of your long dead brothers And all the mutilated others Who died in waves, uniform To appease your bloodied hulking form Which broke thru layers of molten strata To make the planet Earth errata Gor-Gor Big! Take the child in champing jaws A pulping pile of frothign flaws This horrid mass shall give us pause As putrid rot fills gaping maws Skulls are smashed and bones are bending Joints are popping, claws are rending Groveling sniveling driveling horde To worship scaly overlord Apocalypse becomes creation Gor-Gor shall erase the nation Before you leap into his gizzard Fall and worship tyrant lizard Gor-Gor comes and you must die He swats the stealth down from the sky Admit you crave the death he brings you Fall and worship tyrant king you Gor-Gor +-------------------+ | Have You Seen Me? | +-------------------+ Mommies I've been stealing your babies Gag the brat and then maybe I'll suck out his brain Dead kids They make me feel almost hard Go get one from the schoolyard He bled like a stuck pig HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Suckle My bloated love knuckle Just like Fatty Arbuckle I'm gay and i'm proud Faggot And a corpse full of maggots I wanna blow cum not bag it Goddammit I'm horny! HAVE YOU SEEN ME? It's just a dead child An object i've defiled Yes, I know it's wrong You'd rather that it was your mom? HAVE YOU SEEN ME? Sated Now that i've masturbated I'm in love but I'm hated I don't follow the crowd You You're covered in vile spew My filthy chunk is all over you My filthy, filthy, filthy chunks +--------------------+ | The Morality Squad | +--------------------+ We're the morality squad Armed with the wrath of god My name is Granbo And here's my holy hot rod Freedom for all the people Brave and true and strong Freedom for all the people Unless I think they're wrong Blashphemy! Rapist mentality! Teen suicide Necro-bestial anal butt sex!! Oooooh!!!! I got a couple of friends here Trained by the C.I.A. Special agents here to blow you the hell away GWAR you're the worst, I'll put an end to you You're even grosser than 2 Live Crew My grandson the superhero just back from the war with Iraq CORP. PUNISHMENT: My name is Corporal Punishment. I want to scratch your back GRANBO: MY nephew Tiny, a hundred tons of MAN! TINY: (Inarticulate bellowing) +---------------------------+ | America Must Be Destroyed | +---------------------------+ (There are no lyrics to speak of) +-------------+ | Gilded Lily | +-------------+ Well I've been wearing a Gilded Lily Cunningly carved in a manner frilly To my design it was created No deviation was tolerated My Gilded Lily he think he funny My Gilded Lily he worth cash money My Gilded Lily he made me a smarty I wore my Lily to all the right party go! I was the envy of all the horde I proclaimed myself overlord My Gilded Lily gives all this and more I puked my guts all over the floor I found the entertainment banal,so, Thru trenches of flesh we carved a canal Lead harlequin then drew his last He held a bejewled theatrical mask The door heaved and then exploded We split the bill and drove home loaded When we got there the paint was peeling We rose on Jell-o cubes to the ceiling I wear the Lily Gaily festooned in a manner silly Draped in the apparel I bathe in the smell I gild the Lily Adroitly crafted yet willy nilly I wear the Lily When I party with Milli Vanilli And soon the pleasure barges Rolled with the sun, pleasently bloated, We mingled as one amidst debris of Debauchery I looked for Lily and just found me And all the while Gilded Lily faded Though it was the best i'd created But gilded lily was still in place It made a mockery of my face And delivered to us a suprise The hulking mass of what we despised Which lurched away as we moved to snuff it Adn we delivered a princely buffet Soon the continent split all asunder And the radios blared to the blunder My Gilded Lily expanded while spinning That's when I realized we were winning Fondly clutching our raging piss-ons We piled up, peeled out, veered off, lashed out And then we were gone. +--------------+ | Poor Ole Tom | +--------------+ He wakes on the outskirts of town He sobs, his bowels release His face is painted like a clown His face contors in agony POOR OLE TOM POOR OLE TOM You wake and wait But you don't want to wait You drag yourself from sleep But look...Tom is coming You kick him in the teeth POOR OLE TOM POOR OLE TOM He is a buffonish harlequin With a nasty habit of getting The shit kicked out of him POOR OLE TOM POOR OLE TOM The local Nazi bully boys Must be rid of Tom So the death camp will be immaculate When they turn the ovens on They smash his face in the shit He writhed in his death throes POOR OLE TOM +--------------------------------+ | Rock N Roll Never Felt So Good | +--------------------------------+ I met her at a donkey show She was minutes past 13 Sucking on a cherry Yoo Hoo Reading "Nugget" magazine Cum Spattered tube-top Scrawny pre-pube tits Then I saw she was a quadraplechick And I said baby you're looking good Thats when I noticed her legs were wood I grabbed a stump and dragged her out of the door I need a hole I don't need no hips I laid a line of coke on her tits That's when I ripped off her dirty shit filled drawers Good, Should, Could, I think it feels pretty good It wasn't nothin pretty She took my genital germ Her limbless body thrashed around Filled with infected sperm I criss-crossed with my cable I smasher her face thru a door They found her in a plastic bag Down by highway 64 And I said baby yer lookin good That's when I saw her legs were wood And all you people You just can't understand I need a hole I dont need no hips I need the taste of dick on my lips I fucked her asshole With a piece of Frozen Shit Good, Should, Could, I think it feels real good So good Rock and roll never felt so Good +-----------------+ | The Road Behind | +-----------------+ Well I'm traveling down the road Carrying that heavy load I'm in a drug induced stupor Sleazy, I can't do the show Hanging out backstage I'm in a homicidal rage Signed a million dollar contract Puked on every page Slaugtered 1/2 the crew Cause they ate the deli tray Oh baby hey Said I'd do the show but I cancelled anyway You were a road kill baby Till I scraped you in my arms Just another wattle flapping On the old turkey farm So baby... And the wheels keep rolling And another signpost gone All along on the road behind Oh can't you hear me calling Just like the sad whale song I'm on that road behind Well there you have it baby I'm just a sensitive guy I snuffed a million planets And still find time to cry Because there is mroe to life Then making other people die Like a littl ebloody tear baby Running out my dirty little eye And some things baby Just don't make no sense Does it really matter baby If I bug your parents? You were a road kill baby Till I scraped you in my arms Just another wattle flapping On the old turkey farm Now baby quit yer crying Put those clwon britches on And the wheels keep rolling And another signpost gone All along on the road behind Oh can't you hear me calling Just like the sad whale song A sad whale song... Sad whale, baby +--------+ | Blimey | +--------+ At home we're bored Just got off another shitty tour Moat filled with flaming us Sleazy he won't talk to us Fondle fish in way illegal Coffin filled with dirty needles BLIMEY! BLIMEY! Waddaya do when you feel like that? BLIMEY! BLIMEY! Bio-mutant sexy made Heave it down the balustrade Give it fish, tell it to run We indulge in naughty fun Sexy's flanks are torn and rent Slimey's on the rag again BLIMEY! BLIMEY! Waddaya do when you feel like that? BLIMEY! BLIMEY! That's right folks, here in the hal of human hatred we've got some of your most inspired brethen, genocidal maniacs who carved their way thru the history books straight into your hearts. We've got Caligula, mad emporor of Rome whose purges consumed thousands on his blazing altar of syphillis. Or how about Giles Lavalle, medieval crusader of God's will whose search for the elixir of life led to the ritual satanic killings of hundreds of Parisian youth? Or Julius, religious despot whose slaughter of the intelligensia of Milan gave him the nickname of "The Warrior Pope" That's right, some of the greatest mass murderes in your sad, yet vibrant history, are here inshrined, impaled and pumped with agonizing life Tummys tingle Tongues-a-mingle Forced extraction Of corn-choked shingle Bristling amoeba hole MAtching cunt for every bowl Madly flailing porno-cow Get me on the road right now BLIMEY! +--------------+ | Pussy Planet | +--------------+ Into the valley we go To bliss , the witch, she's sucking Ultimate power Life's suck zonk zone Stands over you Squat launching you WAH-WAH Humans squirm, stomachs churning Squandered seed and energy Reaping, weeping Porno-peeping Your greazy poot Distorts the truth WAH-WAH ............................................................................ Welp, That's That.. ... That took a long time to type out all that heh. 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