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I guess our first issue was pretty sick, so I'll try to keep this particular issue a little tamer... Anyhow here are some good suggestions for the uncreative person to try at school... 1] Go to school naked. 2] Slay a bunch of squirrels, rabbits, cats, dogs, cows, horses, people, etc, and scatter the dead mangled bodies all over the front couryard of your school and draw pentegrams with either blood or red spray paint. 3] Draw a white chalk outline in on the front sidewalk of school and pour some ketchup in the middle of it, rubbing it down into the cement to create a nice stain. This will look an awful lot like a murder scene. For added realism steal some construction tape around it to make it look like a police line heh. 4] Wait till you have a substitute teacher, have the whole class except for one person you hate come 15 minutes late to class. We did this once, and then you all rush in at once running so he cant mark who all is tardy heh. Just tell him you were there and that he must have missed you. 5] Get mail order crickets and bring them to school, letting them loose during lunch or something, they look an awful lot like cockroaches. 6] Start writing and passing around an underground newsletter containing the numbers of phone sex, look up all your principals and teachers and put them in there too . Of course you need racist articles and stories about fags at school and spreading rumors that people have aids and shit (People are easily maniupated by the press). 7] Bring some sort of farm animal to school , and try to get a visitor's pass for it . Or you can just let it loose in the hallways and watch the chaos. Dont get a dog or cat, they are too 'cute' .. and too expensive. Get a pig or better yet , wait till thanksgiving, find a local turkey farm and buy some turkeys. Snakes, Mice, and squirrels will just get stepped on or picked up by some teacher. 8] Come to school late, break into someones locker, pack it full with those damn styrofoam peanuts, crumpled up paper, underwear, used condoms, shit, grass clippings, but make sure to pack it TIGHT. Now take lots of newspaper and duct-tape that over the opening, while the locker is still open. Now use caulking and seal the locker airtight. Of course you want to cover the front with balloons, and put a padlock on the handle so they have to get it cut off. 9] Go around, get behind people when they open up their locker, and watch them enter their combo. After they leave, write the combo in LARGE letters with a black permenant marker, or better yet, carve it in with a knife. 10] Shit in the sinks in the bathroom. 11] Fill the drains of the sinks with toilet paper, and just turn them all on, and take off... after a while there will be quite a flood. 12] If you have the nerve to do this, when giving an oral report in front of the class, just piss your pants, or drink caster oil and make yourself vomit all over the place. 13] Put superglue and tothpicks in the locks of your classes before school. I would suggest the 5 minute 2-ton epoxy glue, it dries quite quickly, make sure to get all the rooms around it so it doesnt look like it was all singled out. 14] Take bleach and write nice messages on your schools front lawn. Be sure to use lots of bleach and make big letters, this works quite nice by leaving dead brown grass wherever bleach was pored. 15] Take a garbage can full of broken bottles and spread them all over the football field, next time someone gets tackled, they get sliced and diced into confetti. 16] Order pizzas to your principal. Amazingly enough, most pizza places will deliver to schools. . 17] Steal a carphone, and if your teacher has his own office with a phone, discretly dial the phone, and call his office. Then give him death threats, tell him when he leaves the classroom after this hour he's dead. of course ALL suspicion will be off you since you were sitting in the class the whole time heh. 18] Check out library books in other students names and burn them. You will probably need their student id# to do this, just look in the teachers grade books. 19] Spend some time in the AV room switching all the geography movies with such fine movies as "Deep throat", "Debbie Does Dallas", "Calugila", etc. 20] Do book reports on such fine reading material as the Kama Sutra, or Everything you ever wanted to know about sex. 21] When you have subs for your last class of the day, wait till they take attendence and just leave. I have done this before, sometimes if you skip, they dont even mark you absent even if you never show up. This works best if you have a class where everyone is up and moving about, like metal shop or art class or something. I hope you like some of these ideas, if we get any requests, I can print millions more. These are just suggestions of stuff you can do if you want to have some fun. I have done 4,5,6,9,11,13,14,18, and 21. The rest are up to you to try... 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