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But I swear I will get back to offending some VNET people soon.[3] � Uchchch. Have you ever been offensive in public just to offend those around you? Well neither have I. Nor have I ever just sat and cracked on stupid-ass morons who were sitting right next to me. You know! the kind, you sit there calmly cracking on everthing about them and they fail to ever even get the slightest glimpse of what is really going on. Damn it that sucks. What fun is there in cracking on some fucking gimp when he doesn't even know what the hell is going on? None. So sometimes you have to sit and explain it to them, like, 'hey you fucking gimp I hate you'[2]. To which they usually giggle as thier insecurities take over...damn life sucks... � A PuD TRIP to AT&T. The voyage had begun. What voyage? The most epic of trips that I and D. Saint had ever been on... I will recount the adventure as best I can remember...sometimes me memory gets clouded though... A saturday night. I'm still at home, so I call up Dig [Digital Saint] we decided it was more than high time to visit our local BellSouth and AT&T facilities again. So I go to get ready. Lott-da Squinky calls. Of course 'paying' for his call as he always does, I call up dig and me and Squinky talk about talking girl for a while. Dig somehow sits most patiently through this. After about 30 minutes Squinky has to go and I get in the 'bumpin' pumkin and head to dig's place. I pick him up it's still of course kinda early so we go and waste time for a while. Yhea! Gosh it was exciting. It wasn't really bad until Dig decided that he had to figure out how to steal talk packets right then...but finally it gets late enough for us to make our rounds. We head to our favorite place first for a quick stop by to say hello to the trucks. They were happy to see us. Then we head on to the infamous AT&T building. It's in the bad part of huntsvegas to begin with but if we had only know... So we cruise by twice and we figure it is k0c0ol to park in this used car lot that's about 100 yards away. My car seems to fit right in. We slowly crossed the gravel road eyeing our prey. A rather large B0B-wIrEd fence. Easy prey for us. Scanning we found a trash-can that would more than suit us for making the trip over so much easier. Swish! Over the fence we went heading straight towards this van. It was ours. The spoils of victory where savoring in my mouth. When it saw us. We didn't see it. Dig with a flash from his pocket pulls out a set of lock picks[true!] and begins working on the van. When I hear the pitter patter of little feet. Too bad for us they really weren't that little. The eyes of the beast became suddenly apparent as it rounded the corner heading straight at us. As Dig put it, 'ShIT tHaT's tHe BigGuSt D0g I EvEr DiD sEe!'. The chase was on. Running quickly to the fence we encountered the dogs nice little friend. Quick change of direction and they were both on our tails. That's when the security light came on...Lights everywhere. Barking. Loud, very loud sounds and then the unthinkable Dig pulled out his protection. A small gun, he opened fire on the dog blowing it's head to little small pieces while he muttered something about how it was miller time. Joining in the fray I pulled out some telephone chord on began to whip the shit out of the other smaller dog. They howled in pain. A guard came. And he came fast screaming, pulling some weapon, dig shot him, dead. He laughed. I now realized that it wasn't dig with me but some horrible unthinkable beast, Suicidal. I ran from his super-assembly self knowing full well how great a programmer he was when there was electricity at his house. I lept with a leap that only a non-ethnic white could and clambered over the top of the fence. Scrambling up from my fall I made it me car and was off... Not knowing what had happened to the vile beast that had masquaraded as the mighty and proud D. Saint. Of course there was a cover-up...no one except me and now you know this tale... � Vulgar. PUD has been refered to as vulgar lately and sick. True pud has changed a little over the day, you have to remember the first issue was released in febuary. So not too old by any means we have however seemed to live through many things which kill other TFiLE groups. Stuff like the death of NO C0URiER. FrED's many arrests and well a general dis-intrest in pud from time to time. What makes pud so different? Well I will tell you. We are a bunch of stupid-lame moronic inside-joke punks. Were lame as shit and we don't really care...course I don't really care about anything... � INC? Or is it TDT? INC may no longer be our focal cracking wArEz group. It is come to our attention that the little sissy members of TDT can suck a good dick. And well Hymie says there is nothing better in the morning than a good dick sucking so maybe we will let the members of TDT try to be in pud. � Hi-BiT H0-DowN! People who use a lot of high bit character in thier aliases are c00l. No really they are. It's k_c0ol Even. No wait it's K-FuCKing SwiSs EliT3 c0ol you fucking mooley. And would I lie? � The BLT what happened?!?!?! Last seen at the local super great spiffy truck stop buying a clear pepsi, he has now offically been declared missing. After opening the clear pepsi and drinking it. The BLT discover something inside of his glass bottle, 37 hyperdermic syringes! With blood flowing from his mouth and obvious pain in his eyes he managed to make it to the pay phone to call the local hospital when an unmarked pepsi van, tag said 'PePS1-007' stopped and two goofy looking freaks hopped out and picked up the blt and dragged him into the van. He hasn't been seen since... � THE DTR. The PUD Desk Top Reference HAS BEEN released. Your just not elite if you don't have a copy yet. So fuck off you pathetic fucking social reject. � Corruption. Squinky has corrupted us. Therefore we have decided to rename the TFiLE in his honor to Phrack. We think it is a wholesome family type name that is condusive to our particular writing styles. Thank you Squinky and may your mom always taste so sweet.[7] � [MaF] ASCii's! 같같� 같� 複複겨複複複 輻� 旁굇긋굇굇굇긋霜 輻굇死 死캯갚굇같굇굇굇긋賽굇굇글 旁굇굇굇굅굇굇굇굇굇굇굇글 旁굇굅짹굇굇굇굇굇굇굇굇급� 旁굇귿袂굇굇굇굇굇굇굇굇글 死컴켸갚굇굇굇굇굇굇굇굇死 旁굇굇굇굇굇굇긁輻賽霜글 賽賽賽賽賽賽賽 � [Mooga After a Fight with her Boyfriend.][4] � Billy Idol is k-SwISs Elit3 c0ol! TV Fucking Sucks. No ifs ands ors about it. It just FUCKING SUCKS. There isn't enough redeeming shit on it to even get close to makeing up for how fucking vile it is. IT FUCKING SUCKS. No, no, this is a very strong emotion I have simply because TV FUCKING sucks. I hate NBC, ABC, CBC, and every other FUCKING network. You see Tv sucks. It sucks bad. I hate every thing about it. In fact I would go so far as to say it FUCKING SUCKS. So do you understand what I am saying? TV FUCKING SUCKS. I thought you did you fucking gimp now go watch some... � Places to call. These are OFFICIAL PUD DIST sites. What does that mean? Um well nothing in fact it doesn't even mean they have any puds online. We just feel that these places embody the overall charm that is the Pizza Underground. Hi-Bit H0 DoWN 2400 0NLY (416)685-9517 Sysop: ZER0 THe HeR0[5] Project-X 300-14.4k (205)882-0894 Sysop: FRED. Caustic Contagion 300-14.4k (817)776-9564 Sysop: FReD. Hi-Bit H0 DoWN 2400 0NLY (416)685-9517 Sysop: ZER0 THe HeR0[5] Cybernetic Violence 2400-14.4k (514)426-9194 Sysop: FrED. Hi-Bit H0 DoWN 2400 0NLY (416)685-9517 Sysop: ZER0 THe HeR0[5] Obloid Sphere 300-14.4k (758)965-3098 Sysop: fRED. JoE's BaR n GrIll 2400-14.4k (914)658-3748 Sysop: FREd. Hi-Bit H0 DoWN 2400 0NLY (416)685-9517 Sysop: ZER0 THe HeR0[5] 'Look Ma wEz G0t Us A t0N o' SuPpoRt SiTez NoW!!11!!' � Special SH0TS go to: OW: Gee what a really great idea, And the who guy runs it, I forgot your name, it's not personal I hate everyone. USDA: Of which I am now a member, keep cranking out those DeM0'S! Sara Gordon: I love you, you skanky non-shift key using bitch. ARiST0TLe: Will you have my child out of your ass? How come nuke says all of thier member are grown adults? You are only what 23? And you act worse than we here at PUD. Uncle Henry: So how long have you been 11? DaVER: I don't know you but from what I here you could be the man to kill the fire in the loins of many a proud man. SiNAPSE: Du0dZ I g0T soME C0dE YoU cAn RiP t0o! � Qoute Sources. NOTE: Qoutes in the family-oriented publication are in no particular order. Note also that we here at OOGA Inc. Will sue the fuck out of your lamer ass if you steal anything from our publications. Why? Why will we? Because it's a lot safer than carding and we get to slander you in front of family members and the people in the court room. [1]: Squinky expressing his luv for a SouthCentral Bell operator via NO COURiER's three way. [2]: Of course this is only an example. Other such phases to use are 'hey gimp when is your dad givin' you a ride home' or the almost immortal, 'jesus what a fucking gimp you are.' If none of the above work just sit and stare at the loser for a while or better yet just point at them and laugh, laugh hard. [3]: I actually logged on to a board that has a ton of VNET subs the other day but there was so much shit there I had to get off before I got sick. I saw at least 20 messages in 5 minutes that made me want to just kill someone. Such is the power of VNET. [4]: Note that we here at PUD don't believe in spouse abuse unless the fucking whore bitch deserves to get the shit beat out of her. [5]: Ten seconds afer loggin on to this board NO COURiER knew it was to be a PUD site. By the way they have no puds online. They don't even know what the fuck[6] PUD is. But either does anyone else. [6]: So have I been using the word 'fuck' just a little to much lately? Yep I think I have to. [7]: Ok so she actually tastes kind of tart but she gets really upset when you mention that. [8]: A simple statement that cause a hell of a lot more reaction than I thought it would on WWiVNet. So um it's true and I'm not any stupid label that begins with the phrase, 'cyber'. I admitted it, so why can't you? � Mail addresses and such. Send mail to: ---------------------------------------------------------------------- NO COURiER 36@2506 [He's turning in his grave.] Hymie 86@2506 or [mpruitt@uahcs2.cs.du.edu] Squinky 247@2506 [Or you can reach him via his brand new CELL in the county jail]. Crowe 240@2506 [He says that snails scream.] Baphomet the Limbo King 14@2506 or [crfisher@nyx.cs.du.edu] ---------------------------------------------------------------------- FReD tHe STuD Teaching children the birds and the bees off in his new special private care dare care center. Mooga the Whale On NEW! Ultra-Slim-Fast. The Brave Little Toaster If you see him, let us know! Roast JoE's BaR anD GreAl. EaTIn' S0mE cow. Biscuit Thinking of how unhappy she really was with plain ol' gravy. T0UCAN S0N 0F SAM Recovering from a tragic bout with SNoBoL. G-Bunny Getting really tired of biscuits in the morning. Released on the date: 컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴커 � Closing Qoute: � � "My name is Baphomet and I have a problem, I'm not a cyberpunk." � � - Baphomet [8] � 읕컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴컴켸