ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ ³PuDPuDPuDPuDPuDPuDPuDPuD³³ PUD: Pizza Underground Digest (c)1993 Oooga Inc. ³ ³PuDP²ÛÛÛDPÛDPÛDPÛÛ²uDPuD³ÃÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ´ ³PuDP²DP²DP²DP²DPÛDP²DPuD³³ PUD Number 3, Volume 02, Chapter 21, Epic 01 ³ ³PuDP±±²²DP±DP²DP²DP±DPuD³³ Release on the Date: Mar 27 1993 ³ ³PuDP±DPuDP±DP±DP²DP°DPuD³³ Line contained in the issue: xxx ³ ³PuDP°DPuDP°°°±DP±±°uDPuD³³ PUD Serving the modem public since Late Feb. '93 ³ ³PuDPuDPuDPuDPuDPuDPuDPuD³³ For Help and Info look elsewhere. ³ ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ "We'll be back in two and two..." -Malcom X þ Mail HELLO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! þ Death of A generation. The end has come. Sell you soul. Buy a llama. Go to Peru. þ The art of FD leeching. Little known to most it is possible to leech files on boards running Front Door rather easily. All you need it a com program like Ultimate Terminal. Just, and this is the simple part, go in and REQUEST FILES to download. On some boards, especially lAmEr WaReZ b0ards they have their FD's setup to allow file request. If they run vision-x just request something like \VISION-X\*.* or \WC30\*.*. That way you can dl their BBS and call back and log in as sysop to help them make the board a better place. They will thank you for it. þ British Accents. My how I want one. Ahhh to sound pompous and arogant all the time... þ The VCT: ThE vIMoOsE CunStRucTone ThenG. LAMENT NO MORE LAMERS!!! IT'S HERE THE VCT!!! The vIMoOsE CunStRucTone ThenG. The only virus creation kit that includes such incredible features as FILE DELETION! CHANGING FILE ATTRIBUTES and much, much more. Although in the unregistered version it doesn't compile the viri, in the full reg'd version all viri can be compiled using your favorite quickbasic compiler! Yes, not only roland, can use the mighty features of quickbasic, you can too! Yesd just imagine the hell you can reak deleting files at random OR even making them HIDDEN!!! Other noteworthy features: Changing Directories. Beeping. Encryption of all lower case vowels. Multi-Partite. Covox Speech Thing Support. Multiple Colours. 32 bit access with regards to: Screen Clearing. Mod Playing. Cheap VGA demos. Speaker Support. Local Bus 360k Floppy access. Now supports 122x132x3 colour tandy graphics. Now 300 baud Modem Support in place of 110 baud. Now I know you are saying where do I get my copy? Well it's easy just send $231.12 to fReD tHe HiTmaN Steve Brady at 2503 Glen Echo Circle Huntsville, Al. Or register with your favorite Diner's Club card at (205) 880-9566. þ Ode to Mooga the Whale #1. Across the sea the sky will bow, For upon the sun, there was a scowl. And then fred in all his fury, Bought a whale huntin' ship named the drunk blurry. He and some freinds who didn't have theme fruit, Set out to sail while they fucked Susan with a boot. Oh mooga, mooga how fine you are. I'd like to spear you in the side, your a damn superstar. And then in the jungle far away, A man named Steve had more smack to say. He made a group called TNT anyway. And then suddenly, across the bay. He saw a ship far away. Oh mooga, mooga how fine you are. I'd like to turn you on a spit, your a damn superstar. And so this ship met up with steve, and although the army had passed a general reprieve, Fred killed Steve. Oh mooga, mooga how fine you are. I'd like to eat your tale, Your a damn superstar. þ How to tell if you are in Peru. 1: Have you left your home town yet? 2: Is the water an atractive shade of fuchia. 3: Is there a llama in your room. 4: Is there a llama in your shower. 5: Is there a llama in your pants. 6: Are you excited by this? 7: If so maybe you should meet Necro. 8: Can you buy another human for 1.95? Or 32.50 for non-talking girls. 9: If you spell s-o-c-k-s do people answer? 10: Does your fine tasting food move? 11: Do flies come with, or cost extra with your room? 12: If you spit on the wall, does it fall down? 13: What colour is the mud that makes up your wall? 14: Does the local bar take your QVC card? 15: Is your Taxi a llama? 16: Is your best friend a llama? 17: Is your dad married to a llama? 18: Are you a llama? 19: If so, where'd you learn to read at? 20: Ask somebody, you damn LaMeR. þ Send mail to: FrEd ThE hItMaN: Any board with that k-RaD NUP's! Baphomet the Limbo King: 14@2506 WWIVNet. BrAvE lITtLe ToAsTeR: Home warez department, Wal-Mart. NO COURiER 36@2506 WWIVNet. ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜßßßßßßßßßßßßßÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ ÜÛßßßßßßßßßßß Ending Qoute ßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßÜÜÜÜÜ ÞÝ Û Û "You know your dead when they shut the casket on you, you stupid fuck." ÞÝ ÞÝ ÜÜß ÛÛÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßßÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜ CONFORM! ÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜßßßßßßßß ßßßßßßßßßßßß