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ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ® SATURDAY NiGHT PHUN! ¯ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ
        
        Have you ever had one of those lonely saturday nights when your
girls snatch was out of town,or your hand was too tired to well,YOU KNOW?  
If you have this phile is phor you.  L00king back,I can remember all the phun 
things I used to do,Actually still do.  If you have the Ideal neighborhood then 
this phile is phor you.

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        Equipment needed
        1. BB-gun       
        2. M-80's     
        3. Smoke Bombs  
        4. An adjustible wrench
        5. Baseball Bat 
        6. Lighter fluid and a lighter.
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        Well your probably wondering what the BB-guns is for huh?   Well 
It is simple.  If you live on a well lit street you might want to play Shoot 
all the street lites and external house lites.  Once all the lites are out find 
a good non-visable place to hide *you'll need it*.  Now get the BB-gun loaded
and wait.If you do this between 9:00 and 11:00 P.M. it is the best because the 
most cars come then.  Well if you haven't guessed it yet then here it comes. 
When a car comes by you get to practice you aim.  If you really want to risk 
it wait for the fuckin gestapo (or better know as pigs) to come by.  This works 
the best with a whole bunch of phriends.  It pisses the hell out of the fat 
greasy donut eating fuckin fuck face ,dick brain,gestapo.  If you have these 
neighbors you really hate this is a phun thing to do wait until the go out for 
the night and when they get back,Holy shit,Looks Like they need to replace all 
the windows. Well enough of the BB-gun I'm sure you can think of more. Next we 
have the pyro shit.  This may be some of the phunnest things to do on saturday 
night.  M-80's are great phun as long as you don't get caught.  M-80's can be
used for many different things I.E. blowing up mail boxes, making potholes
on the road, and getting even with the neighbors dog that got into your mom's
flower garden.  The smoke bombs are phun also.  Generally you wait for a car 
to come by the throw a lit smoke bomb out in to the road.  Make sure it is 
lit (Yes,Creeper actually threw an unlit one out into the street).  
Another good use for smoke bombs is the old ring the door bell wait for 
someone to answer and lite the smoke bomb and run. This is really phunny 
to watch.  The lighter fluid is next.  The best thing to do with lighter fluid 
I find is to make an anarchy sign in the middle of the street and light it 
when a car comes by. I wouldn't recommend staying to long for the person might 
see you and chase you down the street.  Once again there is a limitless 
assortment of things you can do. Spray paint, spray paint, spray paint!  
This stuff is the best.  What you should do is,get a can and write as much 
as you can for it won't last long.  Also Spray paint is good for a blow torch
DO NOT keep the blow torch going for too long or that flame will go up the spray 
*BOOM*. I heard about this one guy who held it a little to long and blew the 
can up. Poof, Instant smurf. Phor all you useless trash collecters get an 
adjustible wrench and see how many street signs you can take in one nite.  
This works best if you get about eight to ten signs.  BEWARE if you just 
leave the signs around your house and your parents have the I.Q. that 
god gave the common three toed sloth then they will put two and two together 
and nail ya phor stealin them. The last thing on the agenda is baseball bat 
phun. With the bb bat I recomend playing mail box baseball.  Don't worry most 
people are heavy sleepers and won't wake up.  If you don't have a car then 
just run by the mail boxes one at a time. Well thats it phor this phun phile 

see ya 
 


Oh yeah before i forget,  
The author of this phile 
takes no responsiblity for
for what happends to any one 
who tries to use this file to 
cause harm.  Futher more this 
file was not written for actual 
usage it is for laughing puposes 
only. heh heh heh. 

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