%%% %%% %%%% %%% %% %%%%% %%%% %%%% %% %%%% %% %% %% %% %%% %% %% %% %% %% %% %% %% % %% %% %% %%%% %% %% %% %% %%%% %% %%% %%%%% // // //// ////// ////// // \\ \ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ // /// // //////// ////// ////// // \\\\ \\\\ \\ \\ \\ \\ \\ /// /// // // // // // // [ Mind Warp - Volume #3, Issue #6, File #047 ] [ "End of the World" by Killer Wombat ] ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ Its The End Of The World As We Know It (And I Feel Fine) [Killer Wombat] Armageddon, Nostradamus, Satan... FUCK THEM. Yes, the world will be ending in the next 2 decades or so, but all the bull-shit religions that people believe in arent have nothing to do with it. No antichrist fellow is going to come along and kill everyone in a day. The end of the world is going to be much slower and more painful than that. Its a good fucking thing, too. Now I dont study sociology any more than the next guy, but just because Im smarter than the average bear, it is clear to me that all of you are going to die, and its your fucking fault. Just look at the generation gap between the 80s kids and the 90s kids. The 80s kids are now in their 20s, and with the exception of a few, are generally a pretty caring, responsible group. They are all into this Save The Planet bullshit and spend their money on environmentally safe detergents, etc. This is the case against the end of the world. If everyone was like the 80s bunch, chances are that the world would be in a good condition. A minority of 80s kids were into the punk lifestyle. Which, in my eyes is the way to go. Im sure you know all about the punk culture, so Im not gonna waste my energy on that. Not enough people were into the punk thing in the 80s to do any damage... sure it was big, but not big enough. In the 90s however, punk broke and merged with the mainstream. Today's kids are truly punks at heart, they just dont know it, and because of this, a good majority of today's teens are destructive, apathetic, chain- smoking fuckheads who vandalize, steal, abuse drugs, and break the law far more than any 80s type person. This is definitely a good thing. Were talking good with two zeros. If you look at statistics, you will see crimes among teens have gone up since the 80s. Were not talking 1% either, I mean at least 15%. If this trend continues, we will have a decent recipe for widespread disaster. Wait until the next decade when we are in our twenties and the next generation is looting and vandalizing and stealing on a day-to-day basis. I cant wait. In fact, I can predict the entire time-line. Here fucking goes: 2005- Rebel youth are now in the majority. Teens are bringing guns, drugs, and other illegal items to school in numbers which are unstoppable by the authority. 2010- Teens start rioting, looting, and vandalizing by the million. Were not talking just the U.S., either, were talking western civilization 2013- The government is overthrown, at long last. Authority, being lazy, greedy fools, cant stop people from anything, due to the sheer numbers of the crimes. 2014- Apathy and greed among everyone creates complete anarchy for at least the US. Life is good. People start killing each other like mad. 2015- Civil wars break out in many countries along with mass terrorism. Tensions between other countries begin to develop. 2016- World War III is upon us. GOOD. 2017- After three years of civilian warfare, and killing for fun, the nuclear weapons are brought out to play. Were talking NUCLEAR WARFARE, baby. 2019- Human life is scarce among a scene of decay, ruin, and ash. Those strong enough to survive are few and far between. Due to deadly fallout, nuclear winters, radiation, and disease, those who were able to survive the bombings die due to lack of everything. 2020- With the exception of a tiny population (maybe 10,000 people or so) The human race is wiped out. No chance of coming back. In a few years, there is no trace of human life on earth. GOOD. Well thats my little prediction... Ill be damned if its accurate. Well I guess the moral of this t-file is: You cant make a fucking difference. The world is coming to an end in the next 25 years. Theres NOTHING you can do about it. So have fun and dont worry about a career, a future, etc. Youll be dead by the time youre 35. Written by Killer Wombat 12/23/94. ============================================================================== Call The Omniverse, the Mind Warp WHQ - (301) 718-0225 ==============================================================================