_ __ ___ | | \ \ __ / _ \ __ | | \ \ \ \ / / \ \ / / __ | | ____\ \ \ \______ | |_| | / / / / | | \ ___ \ \ ____ \ | ___ | / /__/ / | | \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ | | | | / _____ / | | \ \__\ \ \_\ \_\ |_| |_| /_/ /_/ | | \______\ ___________________________ |_| _________ hAk/d #20 9:49 P.M 7-27-94 Miscilanious Anarchy and fun things to do! Things to do to fuck up pools. 1. Throw a baby ruth bar in the pool! It will look like a huge piece of shit 2. Throw a few bags of rock salt in the pool! Salt water sux 3. Throw garbage, bags of leaves, shreeded newspaper, etc. this is a bitch to clean out! 4. Put alot of food coloring! a little bit of red goes a long way 5. Pour gas on top of pool and light, the more the better then nock on door and hall ass! 6. Put shreeded stryophome in pool 7. Put paint in the pool 8. Pour any toxic chemicals you can find into pool, make 'em sick 9. Fuck with the water pumps 10. Steal there polaris (water vaccum thing) 11. Cut hoses and pool toys 12. Destroy evrything in site 13. Shit in pool, or save shit and throw alot in pool, they WILL drain the water! 14. Drain the water 15. Throw chairs, tables, and anything else you can into pool 16. Put grass in pool, after you mow the lawn 17. Pour oil into pool 18. Dump cigarette butts into pool 19. Put old car tires in pool 20. Throw any old metalic items into pool, boxes of nails, etc. 21. Put broken glass in pool 22. Put empty beer cans in pool (no need to waste good beer) Things to do to cars 1. pour 10 pounds of sugar in glass tank, a classic 2. put as many tampons in gas tank as you can 3. put a couple of boxes of salt in gas tank 4. steal the gas (plenty of uses for this) 5. open the hood and put an m-60 on distrubitor cap, light and run 6. cut every wire in sight 7. cut any hoses in sight 8. remove airfilter 9. swap oil and gas with each other, major damage 10. remove oil and/or trasmission fluid and/or gas and replace with water 11. if nothing else steel gas cap, oil cap, windshield wiper cap, trasmision fluid cap, these are a pain to replace 12. steal battery 13. slash tires 14. crack windshield 15. shoot all windows out with bb gun 16. scratch up car 17. break windshield wipers 18. steal hubcaps 19. steal antena and air caps 20. break gas tank door off 21. slice tires and fill with concrete (really funny) 22. put shotgun shells in muffler (if you wanna kill 'em) 23. put any fire crackers in muffler the more the better, even smoke bombs 24. coat muffler with castor oil, it will smoke 25. shoot holes in muffler with bb gun 26. steal muffler 27. break out headlights, blinkers, break lights, etc... 28. remove hood 29. steal tail-gate (these sell for like $500) 30. use glass cutter and cut the bottom of window, when they roll it down it shatters 31. crack windshield 32. put shit in gas tank, one of my favorites 33. put gas on hood of car or paint remover 34. egg car 35. throw shit that will smell throught the window 36. if the car is unlocked you can really fuck it up! 37. dent car with hammer, etc... What to do to somebody's house 1. shoot windows with bb gun 2. right nice things with gas or grass killer, ie $10 a fuck, free blow job if you mention this add 3. paint the grass and/or cement 4. fuck up cars and/or pool 5. rap house with toilet paper, classic 6. egg house 7. put rotten eggs in flower bed with 5 needle pricks, these stink 8. put a paper bag of shit and gasoline on front door, light ring doorbell and haul ass, they will try to put the fire out, totaly hilarious 9. destroy mailbox, or steal it 10. cut any bushes/plants/flowers you can 11. spray paint walls 12. shoot out garage windows, or break garage door 13. arrange house numbers to the same with three other houses, then order 2 large peperoni pizza's to the address 14. pit shit in mailbox 15. put a hungry snake/posionis snake in mailbox after mail man comes by 16. pour gas on lawn and light 17. rip 20 garbage bags on lawn on garbage night 18. urinate in open windows, and/or throw shit in window 19. nail boards in front of door 20. change address 21. climb on roof and remove all shingles, costs $1000's 22. grab that 100 pack of black cats you have been saving, open hole in fire place hole thing, light and drop, i would suggest getting the fuck out of there Notes well these are just a few of what i have just thought of in 30 mins... there is more, much more... i might add it to a future production... above all make sure you DO NOT get caught, most of these are felonies, have fun, if i have enough requsets i will make a further addition Greets to: circle jerk : get that soccer game yet? lithium : you man wass up? psalm 69 : see ya at the 2600 meeting (and any body else) writen by : duck