GwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwD G R E E N Y w o r l d D o m i n a t i o n T a s k F o r c e Presents: "Sue of St. Louis" by Lobo Sue was a fine young woman of twenty-eight. She had no problems in her life, except that she happened to be enjoying a long, relaxing stay at Deerview Lunatic Asylum in St. Louis, Missouri. Her cell had a warning label, on which was written, "CAUTION: violent response to all forms of treatment." Sue enjoyed biting the attendants, and when she was not restrained, kicking them and gouging their eyes out with her razor-sharp fingernails, which when cut seemed to grow back overnight. One night however, she killed her attendant. She took his keys, and let herself out of her restraints and her padded cell. Sue killed four guards in her escape, and took their weapons. After she left the grounds, she set forth on one of the bloodiest mass murdering rampages in history, killing almost seven hundred people before she was again brought to justice. How did one woman kill so many? Some say she was a servant of Satan, possibly even his mistress. Others claim that she gained the help of many hit-men. What really happened, though unbelievable, is far more interesting than either of these scenarios. There was a pumpkin, you see, that was normal in its childhood. When it was cut from the vine, it began to develop powers, though. It was bought for Halloween by a nice doctor who worked at the Ladue Home for the Criminally Insane, just outside of St. Louis, which coincidentally was where Sue was employed as a cook, curiously enough. The pumpkin, who now referred to itself as "The Great Pumpkin" (no relation to Linus of the Peanuts's creation), enjoyed its new home, until the day of the annual Halloween party. Sue was given the job of carving the jack o' lantern, and just as she was about to begin the electricity went out. She decided to carve it anyway, she had cut in the dark before. Meanwhile, The Great Pumpkin started to glow. She lowered the knife and it grew even brighter. So, she viciouslyhacked it to pieces. Then, she ate its oozing insides, as she was soon to do with her human victims. The Great Pumpkin's powers were now hers! Sue learned to use her powers, by slaughtering the inhabitants and employees of the Home. Some, she disemboweled with strange claws that grew from her tongue. Others heads she opened, and licked their craniums clean. Others still had their arms removed and were beaten to death with the bloody stumps. Sue then left the premises, to wreak havoc on the midwestern metropolis outside. She attacked schools, killing hordes of children. Businesses were also pillaged, and many housewives were left crying in Sue's wake. After seven hundred killings, the police cornered her. Sue was killed by police gunfire exactly one year ago. She was buried, and now rests in a fashionable cemetery in south St. Louis. Sue will never kill again. But, the police left the ooze behind. When Sue was killed, glowing yellow ooze streamed from all of the bullet holes. A glob of it was collected, and placed in a nearby dumpster. A bum was seen rummaging through the very same dumpster just minutes after the police left. Yesterday, another murder was committed in Sue's fashion. Only time will tell if it was just a copy-cat killing, or if the bum is now a denizen of evil. (I wrote this story for English class. It's kinda silly, but so what?) The End (penis) GwD Command Centers- Chaos (806)797-7501 SysOp-Seth the Man (Birthplace of GwD, Mission Control) Gridpoint (806)763-4801; node two `2400bps (806)763-5072,,22 SysOp-Transderm-Nitro (First Conquest) Federation Slayers' (806)799-1184 SysOp-Big Red Fed Starchy White Boy BBS (806)788-1943 SysOp-Zippy (e-mail Zippy on Chaos for the current NUP) copyright (c),1993 by Lobo GREENY world Domination Task Force copyright (c),1993 by Lobo All rights reserved to that wonder of wonders, Greeny! GwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwD09