GwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwD T h e G R E E N Y w o r l d D o m i n a t i o n T a s k F o r c e , I n c o r p o r a t e d G D GG DD GGG DDD GGGGG DDDDD GGGGGGGG DDDDDDDD GGGGGGGGGGG DDDDDDDDDD GGGGG GG DDDD DDDDD GGGGG GG DDDD DDDDD GGGGG GG DDDD DDDDD GGGGG DDDD DDDDD GGGGG DDDD DDDDD GGGGG DDDD DDDDD GGGGG DDDD DDDDD GGGGG w w w DDDD DDDDD GGGGGG GGGGGGGGG w w w w DDDD DDDDDD GGGGG GGGGGGGGG w w DDDD DDDDD GGGGG GGGG w w DDDD DDDDD GGGGG GGGG DDDD DDDDD GGGGG GGGG DDDD DDDDD GGGGG GGGG DDDD DDDDD GGGGG GGGG DDDD DDDDD GGGGG GGGG DDDD DDDDD GGGGG GGGG DDDD DDDDD GGGGGGGGGGG DDDDDDDDDD GGGGGGGG DDDDDDDD GGGGG DDDDD GGG DDD GG DD G D Presents: "The First GwD Special Issue" also known as "GwD and 1996" Release Date: 12.31.95 -=( Table of Contents )=- 1. Gatherings 2. Releases 3. Other Neat Stuff 4. End Stuff -=( stentnoC fo elbaT )=- /----------\ < GaThErInGs > \----------/ In 1996 GwD plans to reinstitute its monthly gathering policy. Here are *very* tentative plans for gatherings and dates if they're known. Other dates will be set closer to the actual time. January - Beginning of spring semester party thing. February 14 - Valentine's Day. Redd's Holiday. Get together and boycott it. March - Spring Break. Week long party. Heh. Miniature golf one night, really. April - Venture out to the S00PER-D00PER store(s), K-Mart and/or Wal-Mart. May - End of school. Celebration of graduation and penetration. Yeah. June - Go out for pizza. A classic GwD get-together. July - Hellraiser marathon. The ORIGINAL GwD GATHERING. A must for all droogs. August - End of summer party-thing. Yay. September - Star Wars marathon. Another classic. October 31 - Halloween. Trick-or-treat-ing? Talk to Lobo. November - Thanksgiving. Get together and thank Grene for k-neat stuff. December - Xmas Fest! (Also go to HoHoCon, if you can, if there is one.) (All dates and "themes" subject to change without notice, though we'll probably let you know cuz you're so damn special.) /--------\ < Releases > \--------/ These dates are really tentative, except the first one. (It's not tentative for obvious reasons.) Question marks signify that we don't know exactly which files will be out when. Yeah. Date Files Released ---- -------------- 1-1-96 gwd&1996.txt 2-1-96 gwd51-55 6-1-96 ???????? 10-1-96 ???????? 11-4-95 ???????? (GwD Election Special) 12-31-96 or 1-1-97 gwd&1997.txt, ??????? Another note about releases: there will be no releases if there aren't submissions. That isn't to say that GwD will die (it won't). It's just that I never again want to release files like 24-29 that I'm not especially proud of that were written just to have files. Please submit, even if it's crap. I most likely won't publish it if it's crap, but submit it anyway. No song lyrics (that was a dumbass idea of mine) or stupid transcriptions of comedy acts (thank Grene I never was desperate enough to publish THAT submission). Poetry is accepted, but only if it's really good. Yeah. Ain't I a bitch? Thanks in advance for any submissions. /----------------\ < Other Neat Stuff > \----------------/ i. Items in the GwD catalog will actually exist! ii. GwD now has a page on the WWW. Yay. See the end of this file. iii. GwD60 will (probably) come out! For those who haven't read gwd50, check this out: COMINGSOONCOMINGSOONCOMINGSOONCOMINGSOONCOMINGSOONCOMINGSOONCOMINGSOONCOMINGSOON ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? !--? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? 666 666 666 666 666 666 /---\ 666 666 666 |[_]| /--\ 666 666 666 | | |[]| 666 666 666 | | | | 666 666 666 | | | | 666 666 666 | |____ ____| | 666 666 666 | | | | | 666666666666 666666666666 666666666666 /| | | | | 666 666 666 666 666 666 / | | 666 666 666 666 666 666 < {| | 666 666 666 666 666 666 \ | 666 666 666 666 666 666 \ | 666 666 666 666 666 666 \ | 666 666 666 666 666 666 \ / 666666666 666666666 666666666 \-------------/ "Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast: for it is the number of a man; and his number *is* Six hundred threescore and six." - Revelation 13:18. &&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&& $ * $ * $ * $ * $ * $ * $ * $--* $ * $ * $ * $ * $ * $ * $ * 555555555555 555555555555 555555555555 /---\ 555 555 555 |[_]| 555 555 555 | | /--\ 555 555 555 | | |[]| 555 555 555 | | | | 555 555 555 | | | | 555 555 555 ____| |____| | 555555555555 555555555555 555555555555 | | | | | 555 555 555 /| | | | | 555 555 555 / | | 555 555 555 < {| | 555 555 555 \ | 555 555 555 555 555 555 \ | 555 555 555 555 555 555 \ | 555 555 555 555 555 555 \ / 555555555 555555555 555555555 \-------------/ "Here is knowledge. Let he who hath understood the rest of what I've said count the number of Green: for it is the number of a mortal; and the number is Five hundred twoscore and fifteen." - KeyLime 18:13. ================================================================================ Learn about the trinity of Grene and why five is so damn important! Be on the lookout for GWD60.TXT, the Book of KeyLime, available soon from GwD! ================================================================================ /---------\ < End Stuff > \---------/ /-----------------------***** GwD Propagandists *****--------------------------\ | Lobo - Seth Sometimes - The Lizard King - Spanky McDougal, Sir! - Sir Flea | | Zippy - Aracnia - Zen - Trojan-Man - fastjack - Diamondback - Bill Hooper | | Lasher - Mogel | \------------------------------------------------------------------------------/ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- GwD Command Centers- Chaos (806)###-#### SysOp-Seth Sometimes (Mission Control, down until further notice) GridPoint Durant (405)920-1347 SysOp-TransDerm-Nitro (First Conquest) Purple Hell (806)791-0747 SysOp-Acid Warlock The Snake's Den (806)793-3779 SysOp-Diamondback (Temporary Mission Control) Pirate's Cove (806)795-4926 SysOp-Izzy The Siege Perilous (806)762-0948 SysOp-Longshot Brazen's Hell (301)776-8259 SysOp-Brazen (Eastern Outpost) Psycho's Chiropractic Institute (806)794-1438 SysOp-Psychosomatic Illusion The Sprawl (806)797-0820 SysOp-Chiba The Lagoon (914)638-3712 SysOp-Maximum Overdose (Middle Eastern Outpost) Altered Reality (203)925-8349 SysOp- Zap (North Eastern Stronghold) Cell Block 4 (214)612-8694 SysOp-LithoTripter/Wizard of Id (Salad Stonghold) Static Line (806)747-0802 SysOp-Xenocide The Petting Zoo (806)784-0295 SysOp-The Lizard King *%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%* 'Information Super Highway' Command Centers: for Drive By Shootings (via FTP): ftp.etext.org /pub/Zines/Greeny ftp.fc.net /pub/deadkat/misc/GwD or for Car-Jacking (via WWW): http://www.geopages.com/Athens/2334/index.html -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- "HeLL yEAH!#@!#!@ EyE g0Tz a MuTHApHuCKiN' G1RLeE tEw SkREW" - Mogel in HoE #80 -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- -+- F Y M -+- <-+- A S M D -+-> GR33NY LIK3S mash3d p0tat03s /---------------\ copyright (c) 1995 by GwD, Inc. :FIGHT THE POWER: GREENY world Domination Task Force copyright (c) 1993 by Lobo : GwD : All rights reserved \---------------/ GwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwD&1996