=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= = F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. = =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= You Know You're an Evil Computer Hacker When... You buy a truck, so you can carry away more when you go trashing. You type in ECHO Y | FORMAT C:, but do not press , every time the doorbell rings unexpectedly. You refuse to upgrade to a newer PC, because you know that it will only make you feel worse when the Secret Service siezes it. For three years you have been trying to meet a nice girl, who can code in C. You know what OS every fast food restaurant you frequent uses, and the system defaults. Your mother calls you by your nick. If the Secret Service raided your apartment, the only thing they would leave behind would be junk food packaging. You can name every federal 3 letter and 4 letter agency by heart, and describe most of their networks, but you can't match more than half a dozen professional football teams with the cities they live in. Your favorite computer game is "Unix." In the middle of the night, lamers come to dig through *your* trash. You wonder why everyone does not know all of the RFC numbers by heart. Daylight makes you feel sick and dizzy, as you vaguely recall, from the last time you saw it, whenever that was. When you meet a young lady who seems to be interested in you, you pull her criminal and credit records and check her employment to make certain she is not a federal agent. When someone asks you what you do, you go through a mental checklist of what you can and cannot tell them. You can name every member of LOD and TNO, but you can never recognize the person on the cover of _People_. Your lawyer simply simply does not approve. You memorize peoples phone numbers by converting them to hexadecimal and remembering the Op Codes to which they correspond. You have security badges from more companies than you have ever legitimately worked for. You installed dosemu on your Linux box, just so you could run ToneLoc. Your FBI file weighs more than you do. You have not has a single vacation in three years where you did not see GrayAreas. You can recite the computer crime statutes of your state by heart, and yet can't find one you haven't broken. You wish you could stop automatically decoding DTMF tones in your head every time someone dials the phone. Voyager[TNO] =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= = Questions, Comments, Bitches, Ideas, Rants, Death Threats, etc etc... = = Internet : jericho@netcom.com (Mail is welcome) = =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= = Gote Land +27.31.441115 = = Arrested Development +31.77.3547477 = = Chemical Persuasion 203.324.0894 Celestial Woodlands 214.252.6455 = = Goat Blowers Anon 215.750.0392 Hacker's Haven 303.343.4053 = = E.L.F. (NUP) 314.272.3426 Misery 318.625.4532 = = Dungeon Sys. Inc. 410.263.2258 Psykodelik Images 407.834.4576 = = Paradise Lost 414.476.3181 Black SunShine 513.891.3465 = = underworld_1995.com 514.683.1894 Digital Fallout 516.378.6640 = = PSYCHOSiS 613.836.7211 Bad Trip 615.870.8805 = = Plan 9 716.881.3663 suicidal chaos 718.592.1083 = = Phallic Paradise 801.944.7353 Purple Hell 806.791.0747 = = Atrocity Exhibition 905.796.3385 The Keg 914.234.9674 = =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-= = Files through Anonymous FTP: FTP.NETCOM.COM - /pub/je/jericho/FUCK = = FTP.FC.NET - /pub/deadkat/misc/FUCK = = FTP.WINTERNET.COM - /users/craigb/fuck = = FTP.GIGA.OR.AT - /pub/hackers/zines/FUCK = = ETEXT.ARCHIVE.UMICH.EDU - /pub/Zines/FUCK = = Files through WWW: ftp://ftp.netcom.com/pub/je/jericho/jericho.html = =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=