IF YOU WISH TO REMOVE YOURSELF FROM THIS LIST FOR ANY REASON just send an email to listserv@netcom.com containing only the line: unsubscribe snuffit-l DO NOT WHINE TO THE POSTMASTER. DO NOT SEND UNSUBSCRIBE MESSAGES TO: snuffit-l@netcom.com, listserver@netcom.com, coe@netcom.com ------------------------------------------------------------------- RESULTS OF THE CHURCH OF EUTHANASIA E-SURVEY ------------------------------------------------------------------- Age: 23.66 (average) Sex (M, F, Other): male 79.1 % female 11.6 % unknown 7.0 % other 2.3 % Vegetarian: 3.00 years (average) # abortions: 2.00 (average) Attempted suicide: yes 25.58 % no 74.42 % Cannibalism: yes 4.66 % no 95.34 % Sodomy score card (0-Never, 1-Once, 2-Sometimes, 3-Often, 4-Always): average oral 2.29 average anal 0.61 average unusual 2.08 average masturb 2.92 average groupmast 0.47 average groupsex 0.47 average orgies 0.32 average fetishism 0.95 average bestiality 0.13 average bdsm 0.68 average golden 0.29 average scatology 0.05 average bicycles 0.24 average othersex 0.22 MPG: 11.02 (average) Work for government: yes 04.7 % no 95.3 % Drink bottled water: yes 39.5 % no 60.5 % Seen a ufo: yes 27.9 % no 72.1 % Politics: anarchist 39.5 % libertarian 16.3 % democrat/republican 14.0 % unknown 11.6 % marxist/socialist 4.7 % other 14.0 % TV: 6.81 hours per week (average) Computer: 37.02 hours per week (average) Top 20 movies: 1 Blade Runner 2 Akira 3 Brazil 4 Clockwork Orange 5 Evil Dead 2 6 Soylent Green 7 Taxi Driver 8 Terminator 2 9 A ClockWork Orange 10 Aliens 11 Blue Velvet 12 Dr. Strangelove 13 Koyanisqatsii 14 Metropolis 15 Monty Python and the Holy Grail 16 Star Wars 1 17 Star Wars 2 18 Star Wars 3 19 The Cook, The Thief, His Wife, Her Lover 20 The Wall Should euthanasia be legal: yes 97.7 % no 0.0 % unknown 2.3 % There's some sublimation going on around here! Who says computer use doesn't reduce sex drive? Let's get those sodomy scores UP! Thank you all for participating, and keep supporting euthanasia! ------------------------------------------------------------------- Rev. Chris Korda The Church of Euthanasia ftp: ftp.etext.org /pub/Zines/Snuffit gopher: gopher.etext.org Zines/Snuffit gopher.well.sf.ca.us Zines/On-line Zines/Snuffit www: http://paranoia.com/other/ To receive the printed version of _Snuff It_, send $2 to: C.O.E., Box 261, Somerville, MA 02143 SAVE THE PLANET! KILL YOURSELF!