WAIT!!! PLEASE!!! BEFORE YOU COMPLAIN TO THE POSTMASTER!!! IF YOU WISH TO REMOVE YOURSELF FROM THIS LIST FOR ANY REASON just send an email to listserv@netcom.com containing only the line: unsubscribe snuffit-l We are aware that some of you did not request subscriptions to this list. The problem stems from names that were copied from the "ThoughtCriminals" list on neonate.atl.ga at the request of one of their members. We are doing everything we can to rectify the situation, but unfortunately many people are choosing to complain to the postmaster instead of complaining to us, so we have no simple way of telling who wants to be unsubscribed. By far the SIMPLEST SOLUTION is for YOU to just UNSUBSCRIBE YOURSELF. We APOLOGIZE for any inconvenience! We're doing the best we can! If you must flame us, at least send it here to coe@netcom.com, so we can read it. If you don't want to be on the list, DO NOT READ THE REST OF THIS E-MAIL! -Pastor Scott ------------------------------------------------------------------- Welcome to the Church of Euthanasia e-survey. If you wish to participate, please answer all questions and return to coe@netcom.com by November 1. The results will be tabulated and posted shortly thereafter. 1. Name (optional): 2. Age: 3. State / Country: 4. Sex (M, F, Other): 5. Number of children: 6. Other religious affiliations: Catholic: Protestant: Jewish: Muslim: SubGenius: Freemason: Scientology: NRA: Other (please specify): 7. Are you a vegetarian? If yes, for how long? 8. Have you ever attempted suicide? If yes, how, and why? 9. (females only) Have you ever had an abortion? How many? 10. (non-vegetarians only) Cannibalism? How often? 11. Sodomy score card (0-Never, 1-Once, 2-Sometimes, 3-Often, 4-Always): Oral: Anal: Unusual Positions: Masturbation: Group Masturbation: Group Sex: Orgies: Fetishism: Bestiality: BDSM: Golden Showers: Scatology: Bicycle Seats: Other (please specify): 12. Do you own a car? If yes, enter MPG: 13. Do you work for the government? If yes, specify: 14. Do you drink bottled water? If yes, where does it come from: 15. Have you ever seen a UFO? 16. Political position (check only ONE please): Democrat/Republican: Aryan/NAZI/Fascist: Marxist/Socialist: Libertarian: Anarchist: Moonie: Other (please specify): 17. Number of hours spent watching TV per week (approximate): 18. Number of hours spent using a computer per week (approximate): 19. Top three movies: 20. Should euthanasia be legal in your state/country? ------------------------------------------------------------------- Pastor Scott The Church of Euthanasia ftp: ftp.etext.org /pub/Zines/Snuffit gopher: gopher.etext.org Zines/Snuffit gopher.well.sf.ca.us Zines/On-line Zines/Snuffit www: http://paranoia.com/other/ To receive the printed version of _Snuff It_, send $2 to: C.O.E., Box 261, Somerville, MA 02143