Ü ÜßÝ Ü Ü Ü ßÝ ßÝ Ý Ý Ý Ý Û Ý Ý Ý BLaH Ý ß Ý ÜßÜ Ý Ý File ÝßÜ Ý ÜÝ ÝßÝÜÝ Written August 3rd, 1992 #007 Ý Ýig Ýong ÜßÝ Ýnd Ý Ýairy Ý Ý Ý Þ Ý Ý Ý ÝÜß ÝÜÜÝ ßÜÜßÞ ÜÝ ÞÜ Presents Ú ÄÄ ¿ "Chicken.. " ³ by ³ Chessman À ÄÄ Ù I bet something you don't see everyday is someone who can name every different type of chicken. Surprisingly, I can... I don't know if this would prompt me to be proud of myself or commit suicide. I really haven't decided yet. Actually, knowing every breed of chicken has a lot of distinct advantages that few of you realize or even care about. First of all, it's a good way to meet women . Quick example: You're standing in line at the butcher after a hard days work, and you realize the person in front of you has made the wrong selection of bird and could be getting a better value. After you overcome the anger that by now has boiled up in your blood over how society has shunned you and forced you to learn everything there is to know about chicken, you courageously step in and help that person choose the poultry that is right for them. Your eyes meet and you realize this is the person of your dreams... Isn't that how Alice and Sam met on the "Brady Bunch?" By now everyone on the store is impressed with your knowledge, and here comes another big plus.. People are asking you to customly select the bird that is right for them. What better way to meet people than choose their poultry for them? Wow, now the biggie... You can make money! Yes, money and no college degree or experience is required. Just visit that old circus when it comes to town, and tell the ringmaster you can communicate with chickens. They'll immediately get your own little cage, a funny hat, and a little cup to hold out for people to put money into. All you've gotta do is alphabetically list the types of chicken (Example: "Ancona, Andalusian, Australorp, umm yes, Bantam, etc.") and occasionally throw in a seizure or two. That's right, people will pay to see that! Now I hope you realize the human mind IS a terrible thing to waste with all the opportunity out there... {---End of File... Safe-T-Nutz v0.90á says "3285 Bytes Total"------------} BLaH - We redefined the Dance of the Undead Chicken ! Writers- Chessman REMEMBER: If it says BLaH, it probably isn't. Guido Sanchez See all the new things you learn everyday kiddies? Big Long and Hairy ts Nun-Beaters Anonymous | <708>251-5094 | 110/16.8k Hell Bound | <708>965-8965 | 2400/14.4k {--------Propaganda. You're not in Kansas any more...--------------------}