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ATI.COM With pleasure crystals. POLLUTION a poem by marco First glass of tapwater Each day Makes my spine hurt. ATI.COM! A Reggie Starred Trayed Marc of Clutchless Shifting. Brought to yous by Skipper Peanut Butter, makers of Fluffies, Puffs (tm), and Kringle. Spread The Phun * FROM THE PUBLISHER Did anyone do any good april fools jokes? I forgot to, unless you count asking the lady in the basement barbershop of the Reyburn building for a straight razor shave and a haircut, (only cost 10$ American by the way) and then taking some of those little 2car subways between all those buildings and the Capitol til I got bored with that. The drivers were all very nice. 40 years ago HS Thompson might call them colored chicks, but I'll be more Fonettikly Korekt with afro-american. If anyone still doubts the "triple a" here in the US (AAA = All Amerikan Apartheid) just sneak in on one of these rides and watch how many middle aged white men hop on and say something to the effect of "onward james," you'll see what I mean. YES PEOPLE, I'M TALKING ABOUT OUR NATION'S CAPITOL - WHERE LOWERCASE THINGS HAPPEN EVERY DAY. They're representing US, so it'll be like that in YOUR neck of the woods soon. Trust me and be very afraid. Very afraid. And I'm sure I'll be vomiting more of this stuff way before I've developed it, until I recover from my few days there. I have no idea how these people do it there day in and day out. For now I'll leave you with this one gonzo thought. Ready? I just lived in our nation's capitol for four days again and I can assure you that... ...Utz potatoe chips still exist ...Mel Gibson is at least five (count 'em, 5!) of the cab drivers in that town ...the phone book for the northwest sector is still over 2/3 attorneys at law ...approximately 1/6 at something else ...the samoza at the Indian Delights restaurant in Union Station is still the same as it ever was, you will poop in four and a half minutes and you'll feel happy, smily and warm for two full days. ...the stairs in Georgetown where Linda Blair kicked Father Damien down to his "death" are still there. ...but where's the Starbucks where Bill Clinton's lesbian lover died? ...George Bush is still not related to anyone of the Dulles family. and the number one "..." is ...1/3 of our senators and congress"men" do not currently have drug and/or alcohol problems. Oh and almost all of them are current on their child support payments. ----==(o)==---- #'s from the rumpus room... 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SKANDLE UV DA WEAK Here's what I sent to Ralph McGehee who quit the CIA a very long time ago, and now writes a lot about his feelings regarding US foreign policy in usenet. Mr McGehee, That 1.3 billion dollar aid to colombia package has a scandal waiting to break. I have this one on my own personal eyes and ears. I was Monday in Mark Green's office for an hour and a half discussing defunding the School of the Americas, and a half hour of it was with the Congressman himself present. The rest of our time was with staffers of course, but I digress. Talk came up of that bill because he has many migrant farmworker constituants in our homestate and district. The Latino community here was very disappointed with him since he'd said he would vote no and then it appeared he "didn't vote no on it." Mark told us he DID vote /no/ but the electronic equipment recorded a /yes/ for him. He's also dead set against this package because Ingrid (1 of 3 killed by FARC) is in his district and he's gotten to know most of her family now that she's gone. He's looking into exactly what the error was, before he sends out a public apology/clarification/statement etc. More will follow obviously. OVERHEARD IN LISTSERVLAND By the way I was quite upset on that day because while I was at Western Union, a student came and to send some money to Cuba - and the employees almost threw him out because of the American embargo on Cuba and Western Union being American. Yeah, maybe they are but they have customers all over the world and live on international currency!I told them that. If it weren't for our Dine'h friends I would have left their office, I felt terrible. I wish I never have to use their services again. This US imperialism is sickening. Well I know a lot of people here including my family and students who boycott coca-cola because in Europe it's a symbol of US imperialism. Black haired white woman w/ Blond mustache Tells 3 yr old daughter Blue is 4 boys; pink is 4 girls. Scolds : almost hits. Take the red candy diamond ring! Not the blue one. Blue is for boys. ATI - Not part of the E! Family. Kurt Loder: Still Gathering No Moss. SEPT 2, '99 - A Review You know I do a lot of magazines. And they sure pile up. Sorry, I'm just now getting to this one, but Kurt Loder's Rolling Stone review of Woodstock '99 was some fine stuff. I don't much care for his MTV personality, but his work at RS is noteworthy, some of his word choice bugs the bejeezus out of me, but overall he's a straight up choice journalist. PICTURE THIS -- "A baby's hand holding an apple." My friend Ryan told me about the most disturbing factory job he's ever taken. I think he's already quit this one ['thank God,' muttered under breath.] He ran a computer that ran another computer that ran another computer that ran a computer that ran some robotic arms that made things. When they trusted him he got to run the computer that ran another computer that ran a computer that ran robotic arms that made things. Then, since he was so competent, they let him run the computer that ran another computer which ran those robotic arms that made things. Soon, with a bigger paycheck in hand each month he loyally ran the computer who makes things with his robotic arms. Until he was shown what the robotic arms were making. Robotic arms. JUST A THOUGHT: From The DC Notes I would say the World Bank takes up the whole block but it also growth spurted across the street into three other blocks. If we don't do something about this, will it take over the whole Potomac? OK, maybe all of Chevy Chase. I know, let's rename District of Colombia to World Bank District. The Doberman The Dirt And The Diet. What are you feeding that thing??? Your front, back and side yard is completely devoid of life! There's not a blade of crab, blue OR hemp grass inside your fenceline anywhere. NEED ANOTHER OBSERVATION? HERE: Turtle Island has a lot of scars. I honestly don't know which issue is more urgent: the environment or racial tension. But then they're both poverty issues, aren't they? SHOULD THERE BE A MEAT INDUSTRY THIS BIG? I watch a cow itch his neck on a fencepost -- faster tempo than I've ever played my guitar, lemme tell you. I'm afraid he looks like in about 20 more strokes he'll have ringed or decapitated himself. Speed? Antibiotic? Monkey hormones? Who knows. You know, if we keep up with these earthmovers, the planet will no longer be where it was. & we end with a poetry Growth by Prime Anarchist We're NOT going To STOP until ALL of the subways are ConNECted by ONLY just EXit ramps. & 1 more. WAITING IN POST OFFICE LINE by Stazja McFadyen If you had noticed me waiting my post office customer turn caught in suspended animation you might have mistaken stoic demeanor for patience. If you were a curious person you'd follow my gaze to government pamphlets harmlessly inked on innocent paper white as a baby's baptism gown. If you were observant, looking through my eyes you'd see ugly ominous meanings disguised as patriotic words of duty: "Selective Service and You." If you were being me you would shiver from chilling draft stirring lifetimes of memory dust devils cycloning holocaust ashes. Mental maternal mutiny would rage against infernal machine that swallows young men whole spitting out soldiers for sacrifice to insatiable war minotaur. And while you were me recalling the instant of agony followed by ecstasy birthing your son you would commit private acts of reason and treason against war mongering men and their minions - miniature men writing government pamphlets. You might have noticed me stoically step out of line. -=(30)=- This was ATI. http://www.thepentagon.com/primeanarchist Not brought to you by McClone. Insurance expertise since 1990. For reals. 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