Live From Sesame Street! It's a bird, it's a plane, It's flyinG moose droppinGs! ATI ATI ATI A T I !!! Special STACI Issue. aaa ttttttt iiiii a a t i aaaaa t i a a t i a a 1 t 8 iiiii 8 4asep99 1050pm This issue brouGht to you by the letter 'G' =-=-=-= from the pub lisher =-=-=-= I love double meaninGs. I double meaninGs. I mean double-meaninGs. I'm Prime Anarchist and you're not. This is ATI. Activist Times, Intentional E-Zine. The Rag read round the world. Happy Hmong New Year. This issue is a lot of fun. Happy readinG. Happy clicking. Happy everythinG. It's short and sweet, to the point and good to eat. There isn't much music this issue, and not much anarchy. But a little hackinG, some Good old fashioned fake news, all the other stuff you've come to know and love. If you find any G's that we've for g otten to capitalize on, do it yourself! I'm prime anarchist and I said that. =-=-=-= ps: no letters to the editor this week. hint, hint... =-=-=-= #'s http://www.usu.edu/~cnr/quinney/jan-lib.htm http://www.copvcia.com/dontblink.htm http://iberian.com/gmatter/tapestry http://www.madison-web.com/pheonix/default2.htm http://www.geocities.com/soho/nook/1574 http://www.ebb.ns.ca/icon http://www.revgarydavis.com http://www.furpeaceranch.com http://liquefy.isca.uiowa.edu/info/misc/wordly.i.love.you http://liquefy.isca.uiowa.edu/info/misc/250.dollar.cookie.recipe http://www.angelfire.com/yt/staci http://www.angelfire.com/wi/staci http://www.angelfire.com/az/staci http://www.angelfire.com/sc/staci http://www.angelfire.com/sd/staci http://www.angelfire.com/wv/staci http://www.angelfire.com/ab/staci http://www.angelfire.com/on/staci http://www.angelfire.com/sk/staci http://www.angelfire.com/ut/Spaci http://www.angelfire.com/va/StaciPage http://www.angelfire.com/ut/McCalmant http://www.thepentagon.com/barataeletrica http://www.thepentagon.com/primeanarchist http://thepentagon.com/TheX http:/www.thepentagon.com/Rimmele http://www.thepentagon.com/jcarey http://www.thepentagon.com/slider http://www.frucht.org http://www.frucht.com http://www.frucht.net http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/frucht.html http://www.freespeech.org/kokopeli/frucht.html http://www.biologie.uni-ulm.de/lehre/allgbot/frucht.html http://www.szuv.bekes.hungary.net/kere/frucht.htm http://www.telecom.at/baeckerei/order/codes/10/frucht.html |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| COKE MACHINES ON THE INTER NET |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| The latest in hacker trends. :) Actually, they've been around for a little while now... These are actual Coke and M'n'M machines connected to the Internet, and when fingered, provide you with the amount of soft drinks held within. I doubt you could hack 'em, anyway... and if you could, how would you get the product? :) These are just interesting, so I put them in. Enjoy. drink@csh.rit.edu graph@drink.csh.rit.edu coke@cmu.edu (verified: sep 4. mf) @coke.elab.cs.cmu.edu bargraph@coke.elab.cs.cmu.edu mnm@coke.elab.cs.cmu.edu coke@cs.wisc.edu (verified: sep 4. mf) coke@gu.uwa.edu.au [ed note: if anyone wants to verify any others or send in new ones, ati@etext.org] ---------------------------------------- ATI - Home of ZRE's (Zines Ready to Eat) ---------------------------------------- SEWER BACKUP SINKS 700,000-PLUS HOMES. Written by Staci Charles (PAWN) New Fork, NF - In the suburbs around New Fork City yesterday people in their homes suddenly found themselves sinking. Reggie Smith came home to find that his house was four feet underground. "I just left for work in the morning, and when I came home I couldn't open my door." Rescuers are still trying to save some 20,000 people still stuck in their houses. Over 747,747 homes were affected. Investigators are blaming the growing use of hoses to keep lawns green, and the fact that several bears and other woodland creatures have been spotted relieving themselves in the sewers. "We've just taken away too many of the trees, their natural toilets," said Nancy Weildman, forest ranger. Weildman went on to explain that trees are naturally better processors of bear whiz than sewersystems. WORMS: GIVE US $ FOR OUR WORK! Normal, ILL - In the first ever suit filed by worms, the worms claim that they should be compensated for the work done by them to help humans catch fish and other such feats. There will be more details on this case in the next issue; this trial will be our feature issue for the next week. --Staci Charles for PAWN (Prime Anarchist World Newz) ()()()()()()()()()()()()() ()ATI - We're Not Gonna () () Let Up Til You're () ()Wearing Vests & Cords() ()()()()()()()()()()()()() And now, an official Prime Anarchist Semi-legible rant. Yeah, yeah. I know, usually this is bedazzling the Publisher's Column. But I thought I'd mix things up a bit. Get this here now, and then next week will be bizz bizz as you zoo wool. "Haha, I have one ready," said the first woman today who sold me a lemonade. She was holding it just out of site like flowers behind her back until I held out my buck and said "large lemonade please." I ended up dumping it a little while after that (which got resolved nicely (topic for some other story)) when I sat down in the shade under the pavillion during my break from a hard day of busking. About 50 feet from me stood a woman with only two teeth staring at me pointing my way with a ciGarette between the two finGers she's usinG to point. I Guess you had to be there. Perfect movie moment. Where's Super8 when you need it. She's smilinG wide, never stoppinG. LookinG like a freezeframe from hell. My third time Glancing her way (believe me - there's much better things to be looking at here at the place I busk every summer) seeing her still GawkinG made me a little bit bothered. No, smitten wouldn't be a Good word here. Pissed? Tweeked? Flustered? More like feelinG sorry, but more toward "Get away!" I'll bet I dumped my lemonade like a snake makinG potty in your hand so you'll let him escape. OK, doe key. EnouGh psycho-socio-cerebro anal asses, eh? You know what sucks? I got a letter to the editor from a hacker in Taiwan this week. He wrote it in Taiwanese!!! I can't read that stuff!!! I wish I could do commo with the Guy, or "Gal," or whatever. I really do. I don't even have a way to know what's a word, what's a phrase, and what's a paGe break, so I can't feed the thing into a translator or anything either! AT LEAST NOT ANY ONES I'M FAMILIAR WITH. THIS JUST BITES. IT REALLY DOES. I TRIED TO WRITE BACK A LETTER IN ENGLISH THAT WASN'T TOO ETHNOCENTRIC AT LEAST. Oh well, I'm just a little flubbercrusted, I Guess. And never mind that it was the only actual letter to the editor ATI G O T T H I S W E E K ! ! ! I'm riding the city bus today and this lady weiGhing almost as little as 30 pounds or so's wearing an old fashioned Grey basketball wristband sweatband underneath her watch (yeah, I've seen that "style" where does that show up from???) would you know it, she's pullinG the bus-stop-request-cord with a yellow kleenex. Ohp, she's holding each railinG pole with it too! Careful, lady. I saw some of your skin touch that metal from the pole there. Just a little bit. Ooh. Better use peroxide... This has been a rant the size of a mendicant telephant. We end with a short poem by Amy Ouzoonian [reprinted from a book I 4got the name of and DOH! I 4got to write it down...] (why do we end with poetry? BECAUSE IN THE END, ALL U GOT IS MYTH) She Won't Say That She's Unhappy by Amy Ouzoonian Sometimes women don't lose Their weddingbands While doing the dishes. Send anything to: ati@cosmos.lod.com Or if you can't remember all that: ati@etext.org Go to our never-official website at: http://www.thepentagon.com/primeanarchist Get back issues at: http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/cygnus.html And sign up for the once a week publication at our listserver. We'll let YOU FIND THAT ONE on your own. "Have an Activist Times day..." --Enri Fnord