LIVE, from MECCA, Public Affairs Division of the United States Military, we are CNN. , _ || ' < \, =||= \\ /-|| || || (( || || || \/\\ \\, \\ 9903300003 vol. 11 - issue 172 Attitudinal Treadmills Illuminated. Fr0m tHe PUBlishEr: You gotta run in front of a deaf person and flail your arms to get their attention. Screaming their name out louder and louder still just won't do it. But we try anyways, don't we? Did you ever wonder how much of lint is dirt, oils and dead skin; and how much is your clothing going away? Prime Anarchist Productions: We're the "slash" in http://www.thepentagon.com/primeanarchist Harlem Globetrotters on Donny & Marie. Sweet Lou, Za Zu and El Nino. Where's High Rise Hardy?? Sweet Georgia Brown, have they really been at it 73 years, y'all??? Hi, I'm OJ Simpson for the Money Store. If YOU need a legal loanshark... There's a new ATI flagword of the week. If a talking head begins every sentence with the phrase, "well clearly," it's definitely scripted and it won't be the least bit clear. S/he's using those words to stall 'til the teleprompter catches up. Pfizer's got a new product to put on the market. Ready to be a new guinea pig again? You remember Visene? Viagra? How about Tysene? That was Pfizer's biggest failure of their history. They soaked a gazillion bucks into research as to whether the same addictive substance used to get the red out in Visene, might work up your nose so they could kick Neo Sinefrin's butt. Well, they sniffed it but never got a kick. Tyzene failed miserably. Well, now they're trying Tiagra. It's a nose spray and a wee-willy hardener all wrapped up in one. Tiagra is made up of the same stuff that Visene and Viagra are made up of. 100% corporate sleaze. The only difference in each product is the amounts of water. Try some in a parlour or pharmacy near you. If you don't get clear sinuses and a big willy right away, all your money back. "the most interesting side effects were bed-wetting, nosebleed and inability to "get it down." OK, enjoy this issue of ATI. Another muzikl 1. Shouts to Jose Feliciano & Robert Dorman. MORE SHOUTS: Twist Magazine, Moxyfruvous, Yael from Yugo, Ed Asner, Chica Suave, Adam, Irma, Matt, Staci. =p= /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ ATI - Sayin' the things you don't wanna hear, butcha know U wanna say 'em. /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ /\ THE LETTUCE LINE FORMS 2 THE LEFT: Or Lettuce From Our Reed R's Hi Marco, I wrote this a long time ago. You can use it in ATI if you like. I thought I would send it after you mentioned The UNs and P&G recently :) Three guesses, it's an REM song :-) and I wrote it when I was ticked off with net greed, esp. with Geocities Anna Keats -------------- The website's fallen Look at my hands They found some kinder, gentler hands, rubbing mice, click and choose Who will they choose? Here is the news. Look at that website Look at this man Tired and blackballed He'll hide his content from Geo He'll hide his content from Geo Green grow the servers grow Green grow the servers grow Green grow the servers grow The browser points the surfer home Pay for your freedom, find another gate Guilt by associate, The net wilted a long time ago Guilty as you go Stay off that server, word is it's not so safe The cookies that hide the greenbacks The bright glow of gain Green grow the servers grow Green grow the servers grow Green grow the servers grow The browser points the surfer home to: ati@etext.org > If anyone needs to know what > on earth Chiapas and Black Mesa > have in common, besides Indigenous > being oppressed, they probably > shouldn't go there yet, but I'll > say it here loud, so you can > soon: > > U R A N I U M ! And in Kosovo, an ore lies beneath the mountains needed for trigger devices in nuclear warheads. Humanitarian action is a noble thing in itself. I wish that was all it was. Oliver! (502) Greetings Marco Yep can sure feel it ... it's been a real bad day I heard it on the TV The bombing would begin Innocents in the crossfire? Yep can sure feel it... news of 10,000 sheep I saw it in the paper to carry human DNA within Innocents in the crossfire? Yep I can sure feel it ... Been eating cheese scones Heartburn ... heartache for the innocents in the crossfire Arohanui .. Love For your inspiration Carman (???) Hi Marc, I checked out your web site. I laughed, I cried. I think I mostly did the latter. Good job. I don't know why I decided to do Lovin' You at alt.guitar.tab. I think it was because of the ultra high notes that Minnie Riperton sang. It reminded me of early Mariah Carey. Its irritating but fascinating at the same time. -=MarkAlbert=- thanks for the e-m. an ego booster to be sure. also liked the zines especially the "copyleft" concept. i'll use it in future. may i submit contributions? take care, saji Hope this is to your liking... "Sometimes I Sleep" (You heard our cries; you knew we were in trouble and abused. Deuteronomy 26:7b) Sometimes I sleep on my silence and never cry, sometimes I wink at the wonder in the atmosphere, sometimes I pan fool’s gold from the coldwater faucet, sometimes I eat meatloaf unmannerly without thanking. sometimes I look at the pink stars in the latte sky without wonder without a sigh and leave my lattice where it leans in easy slumber sometimes I thresh the grain without joy for rain, sometimes I cash my check and pocket the cash leaving the ATM to the next Friday slave (i remember my PIN number but not my Maker) sometimes I look at the burnedhole memories in my roof with the lost ceiling tiles and forget the covering of newdawn that reflected off the dead ashes like diamond dust and replaced mourning with reflections of day You brought me here... past the terror... past humiliation... through the loss like a tunnel of smoke, and terrified the terror, humbled the humiliation and wrapped up grief in the spearhole in Your side So I bring my bestcrops before You, I lay my through-the-wringer life at Your hands and laugh and cry and shout Thanks till the mountains and the stars echo back and remind me not to sleep in silence when You answer my troubled sigh You answered my troubled sigh. mark p. -=-=-=-=-=- Mark, I enjoy your ezine. Very entertaining. I thought you might get a kick out of this spam (edited for brevity). Note item #4 on how they "get the cleanest email addresses available anywhere." Apparently the only way to get off those lists is to become a "terrorist" or "anti-internet advertising extremist." Keep up the good work, Jim Fragments .+`.+`.+`.+` Cheezy Weezels in Drag! Cygnus `+.`+.`+.`+. > DC Dave, > That poem was > really really > good. > > marco Thanks. You made my day. I just hope it can DO some good. 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MUSIC REVIEW by the Prime Anarchist I think Jonathan Richman was the last good show I saw here at Concert Cafe. That was what, end of last summer? Have I been crawling through the desert without a horse that long? "Water, water..." Going without good music is like eating at Taco Bell. The flavor is almost present, but your body can't taste a thing. Or a bigmac. Consume 10 of them, have you eaten anything yet? No flavor, no taste - no nutrients. Unlike watching the Hansen Family Three, or Alanis Hootiefish, seeing a local indie show is like eating at a real restaurant - Seeing Hansonfish Hootiesette is the bigmac or a gordita. Well, Little Blue Crunch Things and LBC at an indie show is even better, like having a farmer hand you some food (NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH STERILE MONSANTO FOODSTUFF!) and cooking it up yourself. You know you're in for a "really big shoe" tonite when the same Jonathan Richman crowd is there. You walk in and look for your place to stand and maybe rage. Let me tell you a little bit about Wisconsin people. If we like something we throw all our support behind it and we just about do it in formation. Not formally assigned seats, but close, eh? There was a lot of dancing going on in the first four rows, come to think of it there was a lot of raging back by where the soundman does his thing too. Even over where you buy CD's and T-Shirts you got some pogo happening over there. I'm going to talk most about LBCT's bass player and the awesome singer. I don't remember any names, so that's their nicknames for now. Bass Player was Geezer Butler meets Stanley Clarke. During the last song, which was a long all-out wailfest, Player's laying down this blistering wah-wah heavy metal rock-on "call & response" stuff that Awesome Singer's copying note for note on beat box. Two things give away that Singer plays an additional instrument to voice: 1) How lyrical the lyrics are, and how rhythmic his chants and rants are; and 2) The sax-strap around his neck. Yes, Singer's an awesome front man in the traditional band leader sense, and he's also excellent at improvising solos on the sax. There are two sax players soloing throughout a LBCT gig, him and one other. Makes for a pretty solid wall of sound out of this group. Lucky Boys Confusion call themselves reggae-punk-hop. Yeah, I heard all that and a whole lot more. It's like Dred Zeppelin meets Jello Biafra and Woodie Guthrie in an Alliance Teleconfrence call and sing all the songs they've each written lately for a megaton collaboration. Wow. They played a lot of stuff from their new CD, Growing Out of It. I'm sure this'll change soon, but my favorite song so far is called 40/80. The band consists of Kaustubh (call him Stubhy if you can't pronounce it right) Pandar, lead vocals; Ryan Fergus, drums; Adam Krier, Rhythm Guitar, vocals; Jason Shullejan, Bass; and Joe Sill, the lead guitarist. Best go to their website and hear a couple songs and if you don't sign their guestbook I'm going to be bummed. LBCT brought LBC here from Chicago for the first time. They BETTER come back. Soon. Often. ==========????========????====== ???Whoever took my macaroni and cheese crayon(tm)? Give it back! =======????=======????========== DuPont 100% Nylon by Mi-Lor 100% DuPont NYLON TOOTHBRUSH For better dental check-ups and cleaner teeth, brush after every meal and consult your dentist regularly. Buffed bristle-tips for safe, effective brushing. Mi-Lor corp. 511 Lancaster St. Leominster, MA. 01453. Today is /\ Day /11\ of \ / pie2K \/ !!! Subject: shared opinion? (fwd) to ati by marco. A woman who met Jackson Browne backstage once and still has a crush on him, put "Lives In The Balance" lyrics up saying they fit the war we just started. So here's what I responded with. /\/\ /\ /^ < () -=-=-=-=- Yes, beautiful women who have crushes on Jackson Browne. I agree he's a very profound songwriter. The rest I can't really agree OR disagree on, I've never seen him backstage. Darryl Hannah still professes he's a very beautiful man, despite a breakup many years ago. Here's another song with same sentiment, that I find quite "in place" at the moment. I sing it in Em, but this is the Pearl Jam version, which knocked me off my socks when I saw Bob Dylan's birthday party. I really wish I could have been there; but they don't let me in Radio City Music Hall very often. When I was 5 I tore up three velvet seats and scratched a run in one of the Rockettes' nylons, and I don't think they've yet forgiven me. Am Am Am7 Am Come you masters of war Am Am Am7 Am You that build the big guns Am Am 7 Am You that build the death planes Am Am Am7 Am You that build all the bombs Am Am Am7 Am You that hide behind walls Am Am Am7 Am You that hide behind desks Am C G F AmAm7 Am I just want you to know I can see through your masks You that never have done nothin' but build to destroy You play with my world like it's your little toy You put a gun in my hand then you hide from my eyes Then you turn and run farther when the fast bullets fly Like Judas of old you lie and deceive A world war can't be won, and you want me to believe But I see through your eyes and I see through your brain Like I see through the water that runs down my drain You that fasten all the triggers for the others to fire Then you sit back and watch while the death count gets higher You that hide in your mansions while the young people's blood Flows out of their bodies and gets buried in the mud You've thrown the worst fear that can ever be hurled Fear to bring children into the world For threatening my baby, unborn and unnamed You ain't worth the blood that runs in your veins How much do I know to talk out of turn You might say that I'm young, you might say I'm unlearned But there's one thing I know, though I'm younger than you Even Jesus would never forgive what you do Let me ask you one question: is your money that good? Will it buy you forgiveness? Do you think that it could? I think you will find when your death takes its toll All the money you made will n'er buy back your soul And I hope that you die and your death will come soon I'll follow your casket through the pale afternoon And I'll watch while you're lowered into your death bed I'll stand over your grave till I'm sure that you're dead ----<><><><>---- Need Parity? Try a Parody. Your love is like a Beetle Cost me too much Your soul is like a blind date Where you're both going dutch When I check my checkbook yo I know that it's true God must have spent His last thirty cent 's'on you. GUITAR ANARCHY TIP # 9 I heard a Christopher Parkening version of Jesu Joy of Man's Desiring that was different from the "Parkening Plays Bach" album I've got. The NPR station I have access to at work played it today. Good God! It's the most inspired thing I've ever heard out of a guitar's sound- hole. Or a human's soul for that matter. Where can I find it? 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Used once by a little old soldier with an anthropene injection he didn't open. -0-by nitrous owl-0- Another example of the Serbs' sense of humor bolstering their defiance of the "world's greatest superpower" was evident in this mock "Classified Ad," which was sent to us from Belgrade: CLASSIFIEDS Selling spare parts for Lockheed F117A: 1. State of the art navigational unit 2. Fire control system 3. Low mileage. Slightly damaged. 4. Price: Negotiable. =-=-= AP, AP, Why You Buggin: =-=-= A headline Commentary by rATIug NATIVES HAVE MIXED REACTIONS =1771 or 1999?= PROTESTS ROCK MACEDONIA =999 or 1999?= ROUND 2 POUNDED OUT BY NATO =1940 or 1999?= CONFLICT CROSSES ALBANIAN BORDER AS SERBS ATTACK AMERICAN EMBASSY =1899 or 1999??= and now, A MICHAEL MOORE MOMENT... I just watched my 8th, (count 'em eight) movie where a sub-theme is that a hacker finds a company that rounds down a quarter of a penny times however many transactions are made and s/he diverts it into their private account. Well, instead of attacking two rather obvious flaws in this wonderful thrilling adventurous tall-tale I'll make an off the wall suggestion that is more in the "social engineering" department than the "hack/phreak" dept. Hmmm. Is there a story title there? I can see it now. "SOCIAL ENGINEER: Hacker With Attitude." Anywho... has anyone thought about just walking up to their boss and saying, "you know boss, I'm aware that your accounting prog just leaves a bunch of money behind that doesn't go to anyone. Do you think rather than breaking the law I could just ask you to get permission to divert it right there into my account?" That way you don't have to do something nasty, and they don't have to arrest you! Yeah, how many times has someone caught someone stealing and said, "you know, if you'd'a just asked..." Go phind out if they really mean it! >TDFWTOMG by Marc Frucht he ay iction riters ook ver y overnment >Special to Prime Anarchist >World News Tonite. >(PAWN)-Washington - Armed with >mythology awareness, a good grasp >of climax, foreshadowing and >Shakespearian situation; >traji-comedy, Molierian humour and >Montaguesque expertise in swearing - >a gaggle of middle-aged white-haired, >white-collared, white men went >9 stories down, deep inside the >Pentagon and opened a conference >call including L. Ron Hubbard and >Tom Cruise which lasted 23 weeks. > They were filming "Wag The Dog;" >Clinton had a cigar in his mouth, >Henry Kissinger had a Clinton in >his. > They were filming "Wag The Dog," >not in Hollywood, for Hollywood >people are not to be trusted as >anything other than advisors in this. >Actors are to be used solely like cheap >whores in this event; directors, >gaffers, gophers and best boys will >easily fill from within the ranks >of the CIA. What can't be gotten >there, Republicans and patrolmen >are happy to moonlight on. > They were filming "Wag The Dog," >and you were not there. I was not >there. Anybody who's anybody was not >there. Kissinger had a Clinton in >his mouth. > The American people will not >tolerate a war in Albania unless >they see the entire sequence of >events laid out before them on the >big screen first. The rest of the >world will not tolerate a war >in Albania for any reason, but >"fuck 'em, anyhow." > They were filming "Wag The Dog," >not as commentary or documentary or >objective journalism as was thought >to be the case the last couple years! > They were filming "Wag The Dog," >deep inside the Pentagon as effective >foreshadowing. > > > >And Adolfo Hitler, MFA. PHD. grins >ear to ear, finally confident that >his professorial role at MIT, Harvard, >Oxford and Fort Benning, Georgia has >finally planted firm seed. > > >http://www.thepentagon.com/primeanarchist >http://www.thepentagon.com/barataeletrica send anything. ati@etext.org