106. 12-20-97 And now here's Rabbi Marc Harry Ehrenfrucht with his terrific High Holy Holiday Tomato Hanuka Tonic. Reb Marco here, Honniktonnik. Mazaltov. Or was that molotov? Halitosis? Here goes. Peel a tomatoe, I mean a lemon. Lemon peel. Holidays gotcha grumpy??? Try this: 1 lemon 1 ton tomatoe 1 TBsp. maple syrup 1 glass hot tapwater 2/3 hawaian ice cubes 4 pieces parsley Salt to taste Lips to kiss Legs that kill Add pineapple for eyes to die for. Put it all in a blender and say, "ah." Or was that oy? Merry X-men-mas. GenerationXmas. And don't forget to give baby ben jesse All your undivided intentions. Prime Anarchist Opinion. (if you don't like it then send yours in!) "EMPLOYEES MUST WASH THEIR HANDS BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK." -Swisher et al. I think it's more important these days an owner be covered with a prominently displayed sign than that anyone ACTUALLY clean their hands, huh? "PLEASE EXCUSE OUR MESS WHILE WE CORDON OFF 3 AISLES AT A TIME WITH SHIPPING TAPE AND PAPER TOWELS AND USE THESE SLOW HOURS TO WASH, WAX, AND BUFF FLOORS, RESTOCK SHELVES, REPAIR FIXTURES LISTEN TO LOUD MUSIC, AND DO ALL THE OTHER THINGS THAT 10 YEARS AGO WERE DONE WHEN A STORE CLOSED DOWN FOR A FEW HOURS." -SS&S;ST&PT. Super Stop and Shop; Shipping Tape and Paper Towel Division. Two signs next to each other on a turn-off from route 1, USA. /CONDOS/ /PAWN/ / FOR / /SHOP/ / SALE / / / hmmm... I-69 -- LAREDO TO QUEBEC: MENAGE A TRADE. by prime anarchist Canada eating out Mexico. Virtual orgy. Everybody trucking everybody else. None of the "No-view-riche" knowing who to thank; But all of the poor of the Poorest of the poor certainly Knowing who to blame. & US in the middle of it all. Money, perhaps at the root of all obscenity. Insanity. Nympho-consumero-expando-destructo-maniacs abound. And the environment? Do the words "suffer bitch," come to mind? Untitled Skeleton by marco October twenty nine, nineteen seventy nine-- Oscar and Theresa were putting in some serious overtime. 'Twas an Old Testament reading in Salvador, India; simultaneously; When will this bloodshed stop??? Saint Oscar martyred nineteen eighty... When will this bloodshed stop??? Entombed by the Catholic political society. Madre dio! When will this bloodshed stop??? Gospel totally opposes vatican council two: Protestant coalition sells Salvation for souls -- Hoo. Old chrisT cOnsTiTuTed pOsTure, nOT Official sTance. GovernmenT respOnsible fOr giving pOOr a chance. YOung mary magdalene likely dOth apprOve, Old SainT Theresa prOb'ly smiles -n- dances tOO. (you notice washing Roohah, hoo. haroo. tonion looks so very much like draconian???) Washington foreign policy toward all, conservationitorian, You needn't a thinktank to see who cannot live. Fernando, Cancel my appointment with the Pope. Hold all my calls you dolt. I'm going to be A pahtr'n of the Ahts. Meanwhile, as the multinational corporate gnostic Foetuses come out objecting to the moral Majority old right guard; Skeletons rip out of earth; roll as Bones, jawed on a picket white yard; Enter Cerberus' casino. Try a door: woof. Snake eyes. -OO- march 26, 1996. Minnesota LETTERS TO ATI: Wishing you peace and love... http://www.bluemountain.com/cards/box4659/ati7243szv8046.html From: Ali Shehzad Zaidi If the dance of the peacock can bring forests of desire, orchards of fulfillment, into being, if the ghost dance of the Lakota can transfigure the landscape with ancestral memory, then fusing our horizons into history we can remove from our universities this blight of statistics and mendacity and corporate logos and smiling men in suits. For an education that is a shared adventure, not an ordeal of solitary confinement, for a human condition in which we have fallen in love, for what The University wanted to be before it ever was, for the messages sieved from the prophetic sea of images in our midst, for the moon that replenishes this night: restore the imagination to our curricula -- our very lives. In other words, revolution now. Ali =) x (= Prime Anarchist World News. This one swiped from the Onion: NEW YORK--A spokesperson for the letter D announced Monday that the #3 consonant is withdrawing sponsorship from Sesame Street following a Children's Television Workshop announcement that a homosexual muppet will soon join the show's cast. "The letter D is proud to have brought you many wonderful Sesame Street episodes throughout the program's 28-year history," said Patricia Willis, public-relations director for D. "But the letter D does not condone the sort of morally questionable lifestyles that Sesame Street is advocating with the introduction of this new character. It can no longer in good conscience associate itself with the show." Willis said D's withdrawal is effective immediately, and applies to both capital and lower-case versions of the letter. The gay muppet, "Roger," will be introduced on Sesame Street Dec. 23, CTW director Leslie Charren said. Thus far, no other sponsors have pulled out, though the number seven has requested an advance tape of the episode before it makes a decision. Many public-television insiders believe D's withdrawal was motivated by a desire not to alienate religious conservatives, a section of the population that employs the letter frequently. "D is for, among other things, demagoguery, dogma and doctrine, words crucial to right-wing groups like the Christian Coalition," said Yale University political-science professor J. Wright Franklin. "It is likely that D felt it could ill afford to offend such a large segment of its users." While a long-term replacement for D has not yet been secured by Sesame Street, the number three will temporarily fill in for it in a number of the show's animated shorts. Other pieces will simply skip from C to E, with vocalists stretching out C into two syllables to match the rhythm of the alphabet song. Sesame Street is stung by the sudden departure of its longtime supporter. Speaking to reporters, cast member Cookie Monster said: "Me disappointed letter D choose to end relationship with Sesame Street due to pressure from extremely vocal minority. We accused of endorsing deviant lifestyle. Me say homosexuality natural, not immoral. Diversity and enrichment. That good enough for me." http://www.theonion.com PAWN /Washingmachineton/ ALL US TROOPS WILL BE INOCULATED AGAINST ANTHRAX. The largest peace-time boat-lift on-going in US history. "Not since Joesph Smith canoed three Hopi and 7 Navajo down the Rio Grande, has a larger percentage of a population voluntarily undergone tic-bite treatments," said Joseph Biafra, of CDC. Four ships a day will port off Plum island, L.I for the next seven months, while soldiers, sailors and marines undergo 3 days and 4 nites each of beer-drinking, carousing and letting ticks bite them in hopes that they will catch anthrax, according to Biafra. "Thems that live'll be thems that make us stronger," said Connecticut Governor John Jacob Rovland at a recent rock concert held to raise funds for the Long Island Island. HOW DO YOU GET THESE #'S by The Miserable Pick a proposed casino any casino Pick a hundred people any people # people for casino: 3 # people against: 86 # who will gamble, eat, attend shows there once it opens: 98. Recite after me: "This Does Not Compute. Singin' Cripple Creek, CT. (c) June 15, 1995 marc frucht (F) -- (C7) (F) -- -- (C7) (F) All of this and a whole lot more In Cripple Creek Connecticut It's boom or bust while the ships go rust Here in Cripple Creek Connecticut. As a wayward boy rides a 10-speed bike To put a couple quarters in a video game. Now a 5-dollar token holds a promise of gold. Trading up for a limosine ride. People putting up their homes for sale Saying they're so fed up you know Not sellin low to the local folk, Holding out 'til the price comes up. (spoken) ('n who d'ya think'll buy 'em) Protestant clergyman parks his car To self-serve gas and cast a lot. Ten in the tank and a lottery scratch. To see if he can hit a jackpot. 5 tykes 5 slides 5 amusement rides In a Rondald McDonaldland 3 go home without any trouble 2 wait while daddy goes for snake eyes or doubles. A jail cell locks up voting machines Along with a baseball betting book 2 of a kind beats a Royal Flush When the loser gets a recount took. Mall architect adopts a pet Abused greyhound from the plainfield lot Says gambling is Satan's root But she'll cocktail wait making loose ends meet. All of this and a whole lot more In Cripple Creek Connecticut It's boom or bust while the ships go rust Here in Cripple Creek Connecticut. JOURNAL POEM 33 Dedication: Juan & Edgar: Father & Son. Nothing rhymes with viener schnitzel 3 turtles walk gardenward out Of the north seeking vegetation. Heyoka moon wanes. 3 questions: Must war tear every square Foot of the earth? When will the blood stop spilling?? Who left out Revelation to John 22:22??? So there we were thinking, "Here we are." Direct non-violent confrontation Door County should make Cherry flavored potato chips. Can't taste as bad as the trees smell. Cinco de Mayo Carbon monoxide Deisel truck drives by Jogger coughs once more; Rain makes it smell worse Sick to his stomach May 5th - his first run. Washing hands and face in the lower Spring each morning -- a good time To see animal tracks. Surely you share this spring. Turn thirty really close to the Vernal equinox while de-icing the Windshield at LaGuardia airport. Hyssop cleans the temples. Mall full of beer-bellied men & anorexic-looking women makes for Feeling sick and sorry for society. Mecca and mime sit silently saying, "..." Polka Haiku: Learning new songs on Accordian, guitar, voice, Reworking old ones. Gadzookamaluga! Chubbs says he's waiting For Vatican III in 3-D. "So what's a soy rabbi?" I ask Receiving lesson about the over- Specializing of everything american. "I'm in charge of health foods," He says, "herbs, anything to do with What's good for you -- shampoo's Soaps, etc." Oy, soy rabbi. Wisconsin. Like a borscht Without brussels sprouts. That's all s/he wrote. This has been a prime anarchist production in conjunction with ATI. 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