AA TTTTTTTTTT IIIIIIII A A TTTTTT IIIIII AA AA TT II AAAA TT II AA AA TT II AA AA TT II AA AA TT IIIIII AA AA TTTT IIIIIIII C I N T M C I E ! V S I S T $$$$$$$$$$$ $ $ $ Issue $ $ 16 $ $ $ $$$$$$$$$$$ Yowsa. And welcome to the All New ATI. Your window to the reel whirld. 10-25-88 Activist Times, Inc. ATI is a journalistic, causistic, cyberpolitical organization, trying to help you all, and us as well, change the world radically, in less than two minute increments. For more information, write ATI, c/o Kelly BRO Box 94 Groton, Ct. 06340 PAP, prime anarchist productions, numbers run, for this morning, 2:48 am. 1988. 516-922-wine dial a dirty joke. 303-443-7250 paladin press 312-368-8000 chicago bell newsline 717-225-5555 Pennsylvania newsline 718-435-1199 new york newsline : / : / : / : / : / FAH-Q'S CORNER : / ------------------- -Fah-Q- : / : / -------------:/ ***MAN EATEN BY LARGE CANOE (CON'T)*** (APWN)Quinektukut-- I lay back and sun myself. Close my eyes, I'm a Pequot. I haven't slept in 3 days. Her lady, Tracy, has teased me all week leaving me frustrated, blue, balling in my tent at night. A settler would cry himself to sleep. I cry long long enough 'til I am severely spooked. I close my eyes and see Her Lady standing in front of me. Not a thread of clothing. Only a tiny triangle of hair marking the place where she does not allow me to touch. Just yet. "Girls," you say to me; in your colonial tone of voice. "Can't live without 'em; can't live with em." "I cant live," I say so only I can hear. I will fast for three more days. I will weight less than I did before. I will be weak, sleek, and slender, the sex god you want me to be, my Lady. I will return, we will feast. You will break my fast. You will adore me; I will return. I open my eyes, you are paddling down the Thames. We must go around the point and meet Kthe eastern dark teenagers. They signalled us they have some killer tobacco, right from the Cubano's private stash. We will smoke, and dance, and talk of warring against the elders and their segregated style. Their bitter grudges on those who dont look or act like them. We all fall to the ground exhauseted from our battle rehearsal. Smiting takes a lot out of a Pequot like I. But it must be tougher on you, my colonial friend. I wonder if the darks know about hatred; back in the Giant Island in the Orient's way. I ask of you. "Let's find out," you suggest. We turn toward our tobacco friends. "Do any of you hate," you ask them. Nothing but silence; suddenly 3 no's. "I know survival and pride," says one dark friend. "I cannot hate," says another. I tell you all WE CAN PULL THIS OFF. We will build a raft. I will teach you how to grab fish right out of the water. You will show us your medallians-- tell us of all the wrongs your father locked into your head. yiYIyiYIyiYIyiYIyiYIyiYIyiYIyiYIyi YI YANKEE INGENUITY COMPUTERS YI yi Wholesale prices on IBM yi YI systems. NO MARKUPS!!! 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We here at ATI recommend that when this orgy takes place, that Tipper Gore, and Barbara Bush et al do large bowls of killer weed and drink massive amounts of Bacardi's to get the true all-around effect these two boys got. Can you believe things are getting this out of hand? The witch-hunt has just begun. Keep in mind that if you play Ronald Reagan backwards, you get "nigger porno" and "noriega" becomes "get your own lawyer". This and other totally obscene thoughts brought to you by ATI in conjunction with the First Ammendment. What's left of it. --- --- --- TO THE TUNE OF "CHESTNUTS ROASTING" Flame broiled Whoppers in a cardboard box. French fries sizzling in fat. Eat them fast or they're soggy and flat Burger King is where it's at. You know that Herb is on his way. And his whole entire ad campaign is gay Even though, they do it your way, It still costs too much for steroid sandwiches these days. -===- -===- -==- -===- -=- AMY -by the Prime Anarchist Amy You taught me Quiate. Noiseless, patient, strong, still bold, imaginative, frim. Yet quiet, calm. The subtle approach. You showed me Quiet. How to sit indian style. For X-tra long time Alone. With friends. The quiet one. You smiled, said hello. Cosigned a petition or 2. Moved my soul. You got up. Back to Providence. I think of you. When I'm Quiet. Relaxing, watching my surroundings Panic. Sometimes when I'm loud too. And I know I should Quiet. I calm by thinking Your short blond hair, remembering when it was longer. Hoping I'll see you again; Knowing we'll chat again. Amy. It's 3 a.m. Wanna camp out for Dead tickets Tonight? -------------------------.