The Hacker's Guide to the Galaxy: A collection phone numbers Compiled by Atari Pirates, Inc. --Voice lines 213-372-6244/Dial-A-Joke 818-765-2000/Dial-A-Joke 213-765-2000/Jokes 818-882-9524/Tele-Fun 818-982-7000/Fun-Phone 818-993-3466/Freaky-Phone 818-883-3623/There's Nobody Home 213-833-3339/The Machine 213-664-7664/Dial-A-Song 213-666-8742/Dial-A-Song 818-768-2120/Dial-A-Story 818-765-7000/Cross Connection conference call 818-761-1330/Dual Phase conference call 818-761-3330/Movie Line 213-976-4545/Children's Story 213-976-2583/Dial-A-Mystery 213-976-4646/Weather 213-254-4914/Athiests United 213-935-1111/Weird Effects 213-976-2727/Dirty Recording 212-976-8383/Dirty Recording 212-976-2727/Dirty Recording 212-976-2626/Dirty Recording 213-840-3971/Horowitz Close-Up News 202-456-1414/White House 916-445-2864/Governor's Office in California 202-545-6706/Pentagon 212-799-5017/ABC New York feed line 203-343-1100/Enviromental Protection Agency 213-883-3339/Dial-Info's Stock Quotes 714-897-5511/General Telephone Time 512-472-9941/Insert 25 cents recording 011-441-930-4832/Queen Elizabeth 900-410-6272/Dial-A-Shuttle (50 cent charge per call) --Data lines 213-417-8997/TWA flight 318-233-6289/University of Louisiana 904-392-5533/University of Florida 413-545-1600/University of Mass. 505-227-3351/University of New Mexico 301-454-6111/University of Maryland 404-568-2131/Georgia State 415-328-4000/Stanford University 703-471-6895/Berkley 714-598-4861/California Polytech 713-795-1200/Shell Oil 703-525-6500/MCI Mail 619-293-4510/Coldwell Banker 401-841-3436/War Department 202-567-7900/Washington DC 1st National Bank 202-633-7663/Dept. of Treasury 314-291-4510/Ford Motors 314-432-0001/McDonnald Douglas 901-726-6424/South Central Bell 212-986-1660/Tickerscreen stock quotes 914-997-1277/Tickerscreen stock quotes 516-794-1707/Tickerscreen stock quotes 201-623-0150/Tickerscreen stock quotes 408-745-2007/Atari Mainframe 408-735-1091/Unknown system 408-735-1163/Unknown system 408-735-1515/Unknown system 619-485-9888/Unknown system 213-822-2112/Unknown system 213-822-3356/Unknown system 213-822-1924/Unknown system 213-822-3127/Unknown system 213-331-0437/Unknown system 206-223-4196/Unknown system LOCAL LONG DISTANCE SERVICES: 408-280-7015/MCI Access (5 digit code) 408-279-4040/Sprint Access (6 digit code) 408-947-7606/Metro-Phone Access (6 digit code) U.S. GOVERNMENT TOLL-FREE NUMBERS: --Voice lines 800-321-1082/Navy Finance Center 800-424-5201/Export Import Bank 800-523-0677/Alcohol, Tobacco, and Firearms. 800-532-1556/Federal Information Center 800-325-4072/Combat Arms & Service Enlisted Mobilization Div. 800-325-4095/Combat Support Branch 800-325-4890/ROPD USAR Combat Arms Div. 800-432-3960/Social Security OTHER INTERESTING TOLL-FREE NUMBERS: --Voice lines 800-368-5634/MCI update... tells you the new nodes they are putting in. 800-368-5844/Communication Satellite Corporation. 800-368-5899/Inspector General's Office. 800-368-5642/Nuclear Regulatory Commission's operator. 800-368-5667/Business Line 800-368-5693/Republican Talk Line 800-368-5500/U.S. Mint Coin Update 800-368-5640/Senate Line 800-622-0858/California Medical Association Newsline 800-525-7623/American Express exch. 800-424-2424/American Federation of Teachers Newsline 800-525-3056/Cattleman News 800-525-3085 " " 800-424-9864/Energy Hotline 800-424-9128/Dept. of Energy Newsline 800-424-9129/ " " (In Spanish) 800-424-8530/Housing & Urban Devlpmt 800-424-8807/Transportation Newsline 800-424-0214/Office of Education News 800-621-8094/American Medical Newsline 800-424-8086/National Education Assn. Newsline 800-238-5342/National Cotton Council Hotline 800-424-9820/Citizens Choice News 800-424-5040/N.A.M. Newsline 800-221-0226/NBA Hotline 800-882-1061/Pacific Bell Newsline 800-424-9090/White House Press Office 800-624-6246/Regan-Bush Committee --Data lines 800-368-5747/Republican National Committee's computer. (DEC-20 system) 800-368-5847/The AARP systems. 800-368-5893/Unknown 800-368-5906/This is the E.P.A. (Enviromental Protection Agency) system. 800-828-6321/Xerox Computer System 800-621-2367/Transworld Delivery 800-245-0726/Westinghouse Corporation 800-526-3714/RCA Computer System 800-223-3312/Citybank of New York 800-225-8456/Autonet system 800-842-8781/Telex 800-368-5676/Telex 800-345-3878/Telex 800-368-5842/Unknown system 800-368-5679/Unknown system 800-368-5849/Unknown system 800-325-4112/Unknown system