|666|666|666|666|666|666|666|666|666|666|666|666|666|666|666|666|666|666|666| |666| |666| |666| |666| |666| Raising Hell |666| |666| |666| |666| Volume II - Insane as Satan on a Sunday |666| |666| |666| |666| By The Blade - With help from the High Lord Satan |666| |666| |666| |666| A Neon Knight/Metal Communications/No Love Presentation |666| |666| |666| |666|666|666|666|666|666|666|666|666|666|666|666|666|666|666|666|666|666|666| Remember last night? Boy was that fun when that car killed two of your neighbors horses!! So it's Sunday, the Holy day for many ammericans. Well, why not take advantage of your fellow neighbors? Boys and Bitches, lets go RAISE HELL!!!!! Get out of the fucking house, there's houses to be looted and destroyed. Ahh, A Jew's house. Boy, now your German, and you still hold a grudge against these big nosed dirtfucks. What a coincidence! Nobody is home, gee, lets pick the door and go inside to see what we can fuck with. Look at that brand new projection T.V. that the fucks won in some jewbag raffle. Go get a rock (depending if it's one with a screen, or a one piece unit) and throw it through the screen, what a damn shame, you broke it. Well, the job's not done, beat the fuck outa it with a sledgehammer. Wasn't that fun! Now go to the kitchen, and break out your handy vile of arsenic. Sprinkle it in all their food. This is funny when the meat waggon comes and hauls away the whole family in bodybags. Golly, what a nice time cook oven. Lets go to the garage and get some gasoline. Make sure you have a good sturdy can that can withstand a fair amount of pressure. Put it in the oven, set on time cook (for whenever they get home), and proceed to the bedrooms. Let's look in the drawers, gee, Mrs. Ragowitcz has a diaphram! Shouldn't you know by now the church condems sex? Get a pin and poke as many fucking holes you can into it without it being noticable. Hahaha, now she has 2 more fucking jew-bags running around the house, and we have 2 more fags to beat the hell out of. This house is getting beat, so speed up the time cook for 5 minutes. Jump in your car and park it somewhere out of sight. Fuckin BOOM! all the windows blow out, you leave with a smile on your face, and a chip off your shoulder. Ahh, Dave's favorate. A Morman residence. And there not home either! Gee, what fuckheads, they left the door open, why do such people trust society? I just remembered! The little dickface that lives here owns a computer. Gee, lets go take a look. Nice, a $7000 IBM with fucking everything, here's my new 10 meg board. But, fuck I hate IBM's, open the window, CCRRRAASSHHH, "I'BM's in peices, in peices" you sing to yourself. What rich fuckin Morman's, look at all this fucking stash, ahhh, Absolut Vodka, 100 proof, (You woulda loved it Tony), wo, that shits potent, better hotwire their car and see how long you can keep it on the road. It's very challanging, trust me. So, you're crusin down the steet with your new 1986 'Caddielack' with fuckin 450 thrashin you down the street.. Well it's about noon time, so the people might notice it's gone. What the fuck, lets cruise into the one and only New York City and trade it in for some 95 percent white lightning. ShIt, NoW YOu ArE fUCkiNG WIRED, Tyrone got some good shit, well what you know, Mike, Dean, Brian, Mark, and the thraser crue decided to come to the city too. Let's go to the Village and go slaughter some gay fuckheads. Aww, look at that couple, two men, it fuckin makes me sick, grab your lead pipe and make it part of their heads, fuck yea, look at all that blood!! Satan will be pleased. Oh shit, down the fuckin street come 40 gay boys, but dey got knives and chucks, jump in front of the next car, smash the windshield, and kill the driver. They's chasin the car, let's turn around and make those Flower fucks pay... CRUNCH, SPLAT, don't you love the sound of frantic gay boys under your car? Ahhh what sweet melodies. Well, now you got an APB out on your head, so go to the thrash matinee' with Exodus, Slayer, and Possessed. What a nice family outing. (4 hours later), fuck you are beat, so catch a train, go home, and firebomb your local Jesus Freak settlement. Don't you hate the fuckin sicko's in their white toga, wanting money so they can eat? When they ask you for a dime, walk up to them and pretend to search your pockets for money, then drop a dollar, and when they bend down to pick it up, kick em right the fucking face, and yell "Theif, Mugger!, HELP!", then the fuzz comes, and they hate them as much as you do, wheel them away, and you sit there laughing your ass off. Well, you are tired, so go to the bitch's house and drink some more of that Absolut, fuck the hell outa her, beat her, and wish her a nice day, go home, and pass out. EXODUS/SLAYER/POSSESSED/METALLICA/MERCYFUL FATE/MEGADETH/VENOM/MILITITIA/999 Raising Hell Volume II - (C)1986 By The Neon Knights - Not responsable for actions taken by the end user. Do what the fuck you want. SPECIAL THANKS TO: The Metallian, Zandar, Jolly*Rodger, Ms., Outland, Satan, my parents, Charles Lyocide, Anton LaVey, Killer Kurt, Absolut Vodka, NYC, NJ Transit Authority, Plea bargining, Fuzzbusters, and all Black/